Subliminal Ad Conspiracy In Mafia Version of IPod

duanes1967 writes "Things that make you go HMMMM..... A lawsuit contends that Apple conspired with the Mafia to sell iPods with receivers for subversive ads. From the article, 'A new lawsuit from a Beverly Hills, Calif., man alleges that Apple conspired with the Italian mafia to secretly track him, transmit threatening messages to his iPod, and insert the word "herpes" into the song "Still Tippin'" by Mike Jones.'"

Organizations with which Apple conspires:

[Daniel Dvorkin]

The MAFIAA, yes.

The Mafia, probably not.

It's an easy mistake to make, I know.

Thank you, Conspiracy Theorists

[GameboyRMH]

The Mafia would like to thank conspiracy theorists all around the world who have chosen to make us your bogeyman. We know there are a lot of bogeymen out there and would like to let you know you're a valued customer.

Remember, when you're not racist enough to blame The Jews, you don't want to raise eyebrows by mentioning the Men in Black or The Illuminati, and you don't want to draw out the paddy wagons by talking about The Reptilians, The Mafia is the choice for you!