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The Dept. of Zombie Disposal 1

Posted by samzenpus from the when-the-dead-refuse-to-die dept.
The Dept. of Zombie Disposal: Taking out your dead.

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  • It used to be much easier... (Score:5, Funny)

    by Ouchie ( 1386333 ) on Monday July 27, 2009 @03:06PM (#28842773)
    Now that the government is involved it's so much more complicated. There are forms and as you can tell from the picture the agency isn't sufficiently funded.

    I filed my request to have my zombie neighbor disposed of several months ago and I have heard nothing yet. I keep calling the local police to ask about it and they just laugh.

    I wish I could take the issue into my own hands but a friend of mine is currently serving time for failing to obtain a death certificate before bashing his zombie neighbor in the head. On top of that they tried to prosecute him for burglery too. IMO if you take out a zombie you should be able to help yourself to the TV for trouble; after all zombie killing is messy business.

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