Michael Jackson's Hair to be Turned Into Diamonds

His life was a carnival so it shouldn't come as a surprise that his death has turned into one too. The next act in the Michael Jackson circus is brought to you by LifeGem. The company, who specializes in turning human remains into precious stones, has purchased a lock of the dead singer's hair and plans on transforming it into diamonds that can be sold to adoring fans. "We are currently evaluating Jackson's hair sample to determine how many diamonds can be created. This will be a limited collection and we anticipate great interest," said Dean VandenBiesen, the founder of LifeGem. I hope in the near future there is a race to be the first country with a living Michael clone.