German Police Investigate Kebab Sauce After Attack

German police are investigating the kebab sauce from a stand in Bremen's central train station to determine if it is so spicy that it is capable of causing grievous bodily harm. The kebab salesman threw some of the sauce into the eyes of a customer during a fight over napkins. "Legally, the question of whether the spiciness of the kebab sauce constituted 'normal' or grievous bodily harm must be addressed," local police said. Sounds like everyone can skip this week's CSI Bremen.