How Not To Pay a Parking Ticket 54
cohensh writes "A Purdue engineering student was arrested for terroristic mischief. After receiving a parking ticket and having a boot put on his car he put the ticket, boot and payment in a box and left it at parking services. Someone thought the box was suspicious and the building was evacuated. Eventually it was traced back to the student who was arrested for 'leaving something that a reasonable person may think is a weapon of mass destruction.'"
Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them (Score:5, Insightful)
This is insane. What reasonable person would assume that a box left at a parking agency was a weapon of mass destruction? What terrorist bombs a minor college parking station?
Goddamn.
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A meta-terrorist who wants to bring attention to the ridiculousness of the global terror-scare ?
Hell, I'd blow up a Reese's cup with 9000 pounds of C4, if it could potentially knock some sense back into the average bomb-fearing citizen (clue: it won't; people are terminally stupid).
Re:Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them (Score:4, Insightful)
Unfortunately stupidity is not terminal often enough. I blame the nanny state, and warning lables on everything.
My favourite example: A hair dryer with the warning "Do not use in bath." If you are stupid enough to use an electrical appliance in the bath, you deserve to die!
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Unfortunately stupidity is not terminal often enough. I blame the nanny state, and warning lables on everything.
My favourite example: A hair dryer with the warning "Do not use in bath." If you are stupid enough to use an electrical appliance in the bath, you deserve to die!
We are undermining evolution
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Re:Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not insane. My father was killed by a shoe box, and my mother was raped by a packing crate.
Boxes are dangerous! The Republicans are absolutely correct when they insist on cowering in fear whenever they see a box.
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Kinda like a Democrat having a gun pulled on him. A good Democrat pleads for his life, a good Republican on the other hand would simply pull out his own.
And statistically speaking, who do you think is more likely to survive the encounter?
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As the end result, they are happy because they can have their precious extensions of their manliness. We are happy as they are likely to die when they actually use them. Don't try to sabotage this.
But I LIKE tilting at windmills! Besides, I get this secret inner joy when I can taunt people who have no idea they're being taunted.
I just remembered I got some kid suspended in primary school for hitting me after I called him a homo-sapien... even the teacher had to laugh at that one.
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That doesn't apply to the described scenario: in the described scenario, the attacker already has his gun pointed at the victim, whereas the statistics apply to every type of attack, including with fists. If you try and pull a gun while the attacker has the gun trained on you, your chances of being shot are very high.
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And statistically speaking, who do you think is more likely to survive the encounter?
A: the Ron Paul'er standing across the street pointing a finger and laughing at the two.
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And statistically speaking, who do you think is more likely to survive the encounter?
A: the Ron Paul'er standing across the street pointing a finger and laughing at the two.
But what kind of life would it be?
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That's why I always have a box with me. Whenever a Republican like yourself gives me lip, I pull my tiny little box out of my pocket.
They immediately run to the corner and start crying like a baby.
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Are you claiming that college campuses are harboring the boxes which are causing you to hide under your bed, crying for your mommy?
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http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/40-lb-box-of-rape-you-know-you-want-to-open-it/ [icanhasmotivation.com]
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OMG That was it! It raped my Mom and continues to this day to reduce conservatives to fearful little puddles of jello.
Ballot Box (Score:2)
Boxes are dangerous! The Republicans are absolutely correct when they insist on cowering in fear whenever they see a box.
As they should be. All politicians should be afraid of ballot boxes.
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The real truth:
He embarrassed them and they using an overbroad definition of a vague law to get revenge on him.
This type of crap happens way too much.
Police Don't Think (Score:3, Informative)
"Due to the fact that police thought the box could have been a weapon of mass destruction,"
Here's where the story starts sounding suspicious, like its a race thing or whatever the cops are up to lately.
Prospective porkers are tested for i.q., not as you would imagine for high numbers, but for low. The reason being, intelligent people tend to think independently and that is a no-no that can bring about judgment calls which in turn screws up the part about bringin in the bad guys who broke a law. The police force needs those who unquestioningly enforce laws, not choose, not moderate, not decide if it's worth it. I'm totally serious. Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventories (MMPI) , the long version, not the one the Scientologists use, are further used to weed out the ham from the bacon. Ever wonder why the general public attitude is "hmmmph, dumb cops"? Well there it is. If there were no 9-11, the same cops would've dove on the box like football players, convinced there were donuts in it. My old uncle did the testing locally for years.
Re:Police Don't Think (Score:4, Funny)
So, the moral of the story is that if you're going to emulate this guy, write 'Donuts' on the side of the box and you'll be good?
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"Due to the fact that police thought the box could have been a weapon of mass destruction,"
Here's where the story starts sounding suspicious, like its a race thing or whatever the cops are up to lately.
Prospective porkers are tested for i.q., not as you would imagine for high numbers, but for low. The reason being, intelligent people tend to think independently and that is a no-no that can bring about judgment calls which in turn screws up the part about bringin in the bad guys who broke a law. The police force needs those who unquestioningly enforce laws, not choose, not moderate, not decide if it's worth it. I'm totally serious. Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventories (MMPI) , the long version, not the one the Scientologists use, are further used to weed out the ham from the bacon. Ever wonder why the general public attitude is "hmmmph, dumb cops"? Well there it is. If there were no 9-11, the same cops would've dove on the box like football players, convinced there were donuts in it. My old uncle did the testing locally for years.
It's actually a bit more complicated. What you say is generally true. However, I had a good friend (deceased now), extremely intelligent and completely amoral, who joined the Chicago police so he could carry a gun and be a scofflaw with impunity. I'd guess it was pretty easy for him to get past the screeners.
Epic Fail (Score:3, Insightful)
So this poor kid has to stay in jail until they...find a convenient time to accuse him of "terrorism"? They had no trouble rushing to the point of accusing him that it was a "weapon of mass destruction"... and why is anyone calling this box that in the first place? Wouldn't IED be more fitting? This whole story is full of fail. I hope this kid gets some good lawyers and sues the shit out of anyone accusing him of terrorism.
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How the hell did he get the boot off his car? Does he have some super [...] lock picking skillz or just a set of bolt cutters?
I'm guessing that's where "possession of stolen property" comes from. They're supposed to come and remove the boot after your payment has gone through the proper channels. It strikes me as pleasantly smart-assy to remove the boot for them and include it with payment. Physical locks usually only serve to keep honest people honest anyway. Arresting someone over this procedural irregularity is downright stupid.
My first thought was, " What [cnn.com] is this [boston.com], Boston [boingboing.net]?" With the hyperlinks and everything. But no, t
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If someone booted my car and I could remove it myself, I'd simply dispose of it and say "what? I thought you already sent someone to remove it while I was out after I paid the ticket!" and leave it to them to audit and trace and sort out. They'd assume I wasn't the one to remove it.
I think the risk of damaging the wheel rims and fender, with the problems of locking a car into a place it shouldn't be in the first place is needlessly punitive, risky, and counterproductive, so I'm glad they don't use them wher
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It's not that difficult. Depending on the design of clamp, there are a few methods:
1. Some clamps don't have chains, they just surround the tyre. Solution: Let the tyre down, jack up the car, cut the inside circumference from behind, turn it inside out and take the clamp off. Obviously you now need a new tyre but that may be cheaper.
2. I've actually seen clamps so incompetently applied that they weren't locked in place - they could literally just be pulled away.
3. (If the clamp is chained behind the
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4) Keep a bolt-cutter in the car... Or an angle-grinder, or a sawzall with a metal cutting blade, or even just a good hacksaw.
The moral of the story (Score:2)
If you find your car booted, remove it and sell it to a shady scrap metal dealer. Do not attempt to pay the fine, just deny all knowledge.
As for terroristic mischief, save that charge for the idiot that saw a box and created a major panic.
Quite honestly, it sounds like a bunch of thugs are upset that he failed to respect their authoritah. He handed them their balls and so they want to punish him severely.
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Uhh (Score:2)
Shouldn't the "reasonable person" definition be "device that appears to be a weapon of mass destruction".
I mean, first off, a WMD isn't an explosive device : it is a nuclear bomb or a biological or chemical weapon. A brown box does not look like any of those things.
Now, if it was a silvery cylinder with a bunch of wires coming out to various timers and batteries, and it was the proper size and shape to be an improved nuke (meaning about the size of a small car) or had biohazard warnings on it. THAT would