Sex Noises Regulated In UK

anticlone writes "Note to self: When traveling abroad with your spouse remember keep it quiet in the UK: 'A woman who was given an anti-social behavior order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.'"

What's the fine?

[CorporateSuit]

What is the punishment for being accessory to such a crime?

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[Jeremiah Cornelius]

What is the punishment for being accessory to such a crime?

Well, the punishment consists of the police getting to do to YOU, whatever you did to HER.

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[Cryacin]

Well it must have been fun whatever it was!

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[benjamindees]

Spanking.

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[Datamonstar]

Yes! A spanking. And then the oral sex!

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[Asphyxium001]

It's be funny if it was to be forced to listen to people moaning outside your window when your trying to sleep.

Irrelevant

[ickleberry]

This is not something slashdotters will ever have to worry about..

So...

[Selfbain]

Is there like a cheat sheet of government approved dirty talk words I can take a look at?

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[babboo65]

I'm sure Mr Brown has a list already.