Girl Without Vagina Gets Pregnant Via Oral Sex and Stabbing 22
According to a report in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology, a 15-year-old girl without a vagina was impregnated via stabbing after performing oral sex on her boyfriend. The girl had been performing the sex act when an ex-lover appeared and stabbed her. She was taken to the hospital where two holes in her abdominal wall were flushed out and repaired. 278 days later the she was admitted again to hospital with abdominal pain. An examination revealed she was pregnant and that she had no vagina. Doctors theorized that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract.
The best part (Score:2)
The best line in the story:
The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.
Reminds me of a blonde joke (Score:3, Funny)
Occams razor (Score:3, Informative)
Ever notice the really wild, unbelievable medical stuff always comes from 3rd world places where they cant' be verified? Why is that?
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The most likely explanation of this incident is it's horseshit.
Which I seem to remember was the consensus the last time I heard this. Unless there's a lot of vagina-less teenagers getting knifed, this chestnut's on at least its third time making the rounds.
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- "The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina" Well, that's a relief!
It's so annoying when you're in bed with a hot girl and you take off your pants and then you spend all night reading an anatomy book to figure out why she screamed "Oh my God you're a Ken doll!" and then jumped out the window. I'm so glad proper education has brought us to a point where all people of all races know when their sex organs are missing.
- "She had never had a period" Am I missing something here? How exactly would this happen given her condition?
Presumably a built-in response to a typical question - "If she has no vagina, where does menstrual blood go?"
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This is actually not the case.
It was verified.. did you rtfm?
The reason they put it in the medical journal.. was because it was a 1 in billions event.
Actually if you RTFA you'll find there is no mention of it being "verified", it's nothing but a published "case report". Which is an anecdote. Further, if you'd paid attention and bothered to click anything you'd have found this anecdote is from 1988.
I don't know what's worse, people publishing bullshit, or the people who lap it up.
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I’m with you. No way in hell.
A one-in-a-billion chance – both her gastrointestinal tract and her reproductive organs being punctured, the latter of which nobody apparently seemed to notice when they sewed her back up, and a sperm miraculously finding its way from one to the other – becomes even more absurdly impossible when you ask how the sperm cell survived the stomach acid in the first place. (Yes, I’m aware they said her stomach appeared empty. It wasn’t, not completely...
1988 - wow (Score:2)
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Difficult to believe but true (Score:1)
Aw, come on... (Score:1)
“Case report: The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar..."
I mean, do they really expect us to believe a 15 year-old got a job working in a bar?
disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse (Score:1)
This may be the only instance the phrase "Oops, wrong hole." can be a question instead of a statement.
BTW, I am thinking about making the qu