Theme Park Searches For the Smelliest Urine

A Surrey theme park is looking for just the right stench for a new attraction, and that's why they need your pee. The park is offering a £500 cash prize to the person with the most pungent urine sample. In addition to the money, the winner's stink will be recreated and pumped into the new live action horror attraction, Saw Alive. Smells like a winner to me.

Would Eating Asparagus = Cheating?

[goofyspouse]

Or is this a no holds barred sort of stink-off?

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[Anonymous Coward]

Actually, it wouldn't work.

Turns out there used to be a rumor about how asparagus made some folks urine stink, but not others.

After "extensive research", it turned out that asparagus makes everyones urine stink, however some people simply couldn't smell it.

So, as stinky as it may be, it may not be appropriate for a public attraction like as some may, umm, "miss out" on the whole experience.

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[Anonymous Coward]

Also, the winner is most likely going to be someone with damaged liver and kidneys. So all the asparagus eating in the world won't hold a candle to someone who has a really toxic digestive system.

We have a winner :)

[da5idnetlimit.com]

So, you see, not cleaning the cat box so often WAS INDEED a winning proposal !

Portable Urinal

[SkydiverFL]

What's interesting are the guys in back of the photo. It looks like they're using a portable urinal... maybe the UriLift... http://www.urilift.com/ [urilift.com]

Imagine that showing up at Disney! Maybe they'd make it look like you're peeing into a hole in a tree or something... or on one of the Dwarf's heads. ;-)

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[sealfoss]

dude for cereal. please tell me you don't wrok for urilift. that would be taking shameless self promotion to a new level.

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[oldspewey]

Why would somebody outside of Japan want to make a ride or attraction smell like urine??

Fixed that for you.