Traffic Stop Ends the Beginning of a Memorable Evening

If you know why a person would need: two handguns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, a stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bondsman badge, an open container of Captain Morgan rum and one clown mask, the Oregon State Troopers would like to know. Troopers found the collection after pulling over a Ford Crown Victoria occupied by three men on their way to a night to remember.

Unusual passengers

[JWSmythe]

That sounds like the contents of my closet.

    Actually, that's a lie. I don't have a clown mask. But, I do have more interesting things. :)

That reminds me

[Locke2005]

I once locked my keys in my car, with handcuffs sitting in plain sight on the passenger seat. AAA sent out a woman to jimmy the lock; while she was doing it she remarked "So, are you in law enforcement?" Sadly, I could only reply "No... why do you ask?" After that, we were both pretty quiet....

Bachelor party

[Kitkoan]

The makings of a night you'll never forget right there.

Well...no meth...

[Snarkalicious]

That means they aren't Juggalos...i'm stumped.