Nigerian Scammer Gets the Laptop He Deserves 36
wiredmikey writes "After switching to a Mac recently, I decided to put my old laptop up for sale to help recoup a little of the Mac cost. I received an email almost immediately from a girl named Rebecca and we had this email exchange." My favorite part is the fake letter from the FBI demanding tracking numbers.
P-p-p-powerbook (Score:5, Interesting)
It's not enough that Hollywood keeps remaking their old movies, even the internet is doing the same. This is a remake of the old P-p-p-powerbook story.
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Not only remaking, but with how they keep coming out with new formats every 6 months, they just sell the same movies again and again.
FBI (Score:1)
It's interesting that to them (nigerian scammer) they think the FBI would get involved and demand a tracking number while to people growing up in the US we know that that is something outside the scope of FBI duties
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Re:FBI (Score:5, Interesting)
Ah, you've discovered our brilliant form of counter-espionage. Hollywood floods the planet with ridiculous stereotypes and bizarre portrayals of American society as part of a disinformation campaign to fool foreign powers. You and I might simply roll our eyes at a bad movie, but two invasion attempts were aborted due to concerns about the throngs of gun-toting mobsters and "masked avengers" in every American city. Several terror plots fell apart as the organizers became convinced that they had been overheard by CIA surveillance satellites bristling with parabolic microphones. And thousands of PRC agents wasted nearly five years trying futilely to "hack the Gibson."
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Simply Amazing! You've managed an "Interesting" mod. Fantasticly crafted, expertly planned, and well executed good sir!
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Real-life cops love the way guns are held in movies because the ballistic accuracy is basically zero when you hold a gun sideways.
[citation needed]
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Real-life cops love the way guns are held in movies because the ballistic accuracy is basically zero when you hold a gun sideways.
[citation needed]
Here's your citation.
http://www.slate.com/id/2238560 [slate.com]
Although, accuracy isn't zero, but it is much lower.
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If you're gonna cite something make sure it actually supports your argument.
PS: whoever modded you is an idiot for not checking your source.
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Ditto.
It's all about the shooters control of the weapon. Vertically aligned, there is lots of strength against the recoil. There isn't as much horizontally. The "kick" is up relative to the weapon, due to the fact that you're always holding it below the center of force.
For those who don't understand, go to the gym. On a machine where you can fully extend your arm, such as a machine for the biceps, push and see how much you can push straight up. Then try a machine where
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Oh, I will never dispute that one. It's almost worse than someone who's afraid to hold a weapon. Anyone who's been to a shooting range has seen them. They hold the weapon as far away from themselves as they can, and lean way back like they're trying to run away from it. They're also the most dangerous. They're more likely to accidentally pull the trigger, and may accidentally shoot you, themselves, or anything a stray bullet could hit.
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Yeah, I've seen them first hand, they scare the crap out of me because they're also the most likely to freak out and *drop* the gun when they fire it. If it's a semi-automatic, that means the hammer is likely already cocked when it hits the ground. A decent gun won't go off that way, but not everyone is firing a well-built gun. Scares the hell out of me.
People should go through a decent training program before going to the range or even touching a gun. Although it was a while ago, the NRA-approved pisto
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I saw the result of a dropped weapon once. My dad was carrying an antique revolver in a holster. The hammer was down, so it was theoretically safe. The holster was old and not so well designed. The pistol fell, hit the floor, and made a .38 caliber hole in the roof. That holster got properly disposed of (into the trash can).
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Hah!
You clearly haven't seen the Homeboy Sights from Birdman Weapons Systems (Your friend in tha Ghetto®)
http://www.thegunzone.com/glock/glock-gag.html [thegunzone.com]
HTH, HAND.
-RG.
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What's more interesting is how absolutely horrendous the grammar is in the "FBI" message. You'd think it was babbelfished. How hard would it be for them to get someone who actually speaks English well to proofread their message before sending it?
I mean, really:
We believed you entered into buying agreement by requesting money through PayPal, and by non response to the payment confirmation made to your account you have violate PayPal agreement. However the buyer has already contacted us in other to make report about your non response. We are ensuring to make PayPal a safer place, therefore we need to set confidence on our users.
Therefore, your Money has been credit into your Account, that means the item must have been shipped to the Buyer. From IC3 we give you 24hours(1day) to ship the package to the Delivery Address given to you by your buyer, and also send the Shipment Tracking Number immediately to us to verify the shipment.Immediately we confirm the shipping.You will receive a confirmation e-mail that your account has been credited.
Just as bad is them referring to the supposed buyer earlier in this letter as "our client". Nobody hires the FBI - no one is their "client".
While I deplore them, I swear seeing how bad this stuff is it almost makes me want to scream AMATEURS!!!!
Re:FBI (Score:4, Informative)
The up shot of all this is that those Nigerians who could have proofed such emails are too busy working legitimate jobs to waste their time helping out the scammers, and the scammers are to illiterate to realize that their poor grammar is a dead giveaway.
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Subject (Score:4, Informative)
P-p-p-powerbook! [encycloped...matica.com]
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419eater.com have been doing it for years. They have one case where they had a scammer pay literally several thousand dollars on a broken washing machine, thinking it was a case of laptops.
Lightbulb Moment! (Score:2)
The days of scammers are ending. It's the start the biggest anti-scammer piss-them-off-till-they-cry-for-mercy scam on scammers!
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The days of scammers are ending.
All that we're waiting for is for all the stupid people to disappear
I mean, how long could that possibly take?
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Hopefully in 2012.
Re:Not what they deserve (Score:4, Insightful)
The scam consists of: I pretend to pay you money, you send me valuable goods, but I really kept the money, and get the goods, too.
That's unfair, obviously -- to the tune of $400.
What actually happened: I pretend to pay you money, you send me a pretend laptop; I really keep the money, you really keep the laptop.
Since everyone has what they started with... how's that unfair? Maybe they had to pay customs a percentage of the fake price, so they lost a few bucks. You could say that, taken as a single incident, the outcome is unfair. (Then again, it could be viewed as a very fair penalty for attempted fraud.) But it's nowhere near their fraudulent gain from a successful scam, and since they have many more successes than scambaits like this, the fraudsters are still coming out way ahead.
You can take your moral equivalence and shove it up your ass, if you can find room next to your head in there.
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Re:Not what they deserve (Score:4, Insightful)
Hey, since you seem to have two laptops - how about giving your extra one to a Nigerian?
I think we've all seen what these people do when we give them access to computers.
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Just because someone lives a shitty life doesn't give them the right to steal from you.
Photos? (Score:2)
Horse, barn door, etc.
One of the first rules is that you don't use a photo of a real person. Use, for example, David Hyde Pierce, or some clipart.
Gimp is your daughter's friend, unless your son has a really bad haircut.
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You can't even tell her son is a boy and yet you're telling her she should be worried after sharing his picture? Worried about what, exactly? Nigerians are gonna come steal her kid? Slashdotters are gonna came take her daughter?
Yeesh. THe Olsens became two of the most powerful kids ever to rule in Hollywood in large part because of this whole "online" thing. The entire internets knew their real name, their dad's name, the SCHOOl they went to, the house they lived in - some even went so far as to track down
Wonderful! (Score:1)
You should make a few more and sell them, 500 imaginary dollars is no small sum!
awesome (Score:2)