The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer Served Inside a Squirrel 228
If you have $765 burning a hole in your pocket, and a penchant for drinking alcohol out of a taxidermied animal, the good folks at BrewDog have just the drink for you. Their latest creation, called The End of History, is a 110 proof beer that comes packaged in a variety of small stuffed animals.
Drink too much... (Score:5, Funny)
So if you drink too much of this do you need to have a few cups of that coffee that can only be extracted after it's been crapped out by monkeys?
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I think that would be a civit which is a cat like animal not a Monkey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civet [wikipedia.org]
Maybe you've taken exotic coffee to a new level.
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Going fishing in the Gulf, I loved grunts. They're a smaller fish related to grouper and are just as tasty. Just have to clean a lot more as they're smaller.
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Florida has spiny lobster. No claws, other then that it looks like a lobster. Not sure on how it tastes. Lobster is too chewy for me. And yes, I have tried it about 20 times. I have had the cook come out of the kitchen 3 times. Lobsters was the prized dish in those places. They wanted to know what was wrong. There was nothing wrong. Lobster is not for me.
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I'm a fan of the punctuation possibilities myself.
Is it the world's strongest, most expensive beer, served inside a squirrel? Or of all the beers served inside a squirrel, is this the strongest and most expensive? Nobody knows. Nobody knows.
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can i buy it without the squirrel?
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Ah! For that, you'd want The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer Served OUTside a Squirrel.
Re:ew (Score:5, Funny)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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can i buy it without the squirrel? Ah! For that, you'd want The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer Served OUTside a Squirrel.
For some reason, as I read that it was narrated internally by Terry Jones. Kudos, sir! And get this man a Crunchy Frog!
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Drown in a vat of really strong beer?
These stuff(ed) beer are not cheap... (Score:2)
After a quick browse of their "store", it would appear that those thingies are 700 UK pounds a piece.
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700 pounds? That's a big fucking squirrel! Which makes that $1068.14 price tag seem not quite so bad...
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BrewDog is just making fun of us (Score:2)
Serious beer drinkers, YHBT.
Is it a beer? (Score:2)
Since there's freeze distillation (per here [metro.co.uk]), is it still a beer?
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German Eisbocks are still considered beers, but at 55% alcohol, this is just really crappy infused whiskey.
Re:Is it a beer? (Score:4, Informative)
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> ...is it still a beer?
No,
The actual link (Score:5, Informative)
Does it come in other animal flavours? (Score:3, Insightful)
"Drunk off a skunk" is the closest I wish to come to "drunk as a skunk."
Nuts (Score:5, Funny)
Condensation (Score:5, Funny)
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Cold Filtering, [blogspot.com] like Beach-wood Aging [blogspot.com] is used to increase the rate of beer production.
Real Americans show their pride in American Industry by drinking Industrial Alcohol. Craft Beers are for luddites.
Hilarious PETA response in 3... 2... 1... (Score:5, Informative)
On the other hand... (Score:2, Interesting)
The fact that animals are being killed and stuffed not for consumption but to gaudily decorate a beer bottle, does kind of validate PETA's point, doesn't it. I don't support PETA the organization or their methods, but I do share their concern about how animals are used. It's one thing to raise an animal for consumption, and quite another to shoot and stuff a squirrel in order to use it as packaging.
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Perhaps they have squirrel farms where they raise squirrels just for this purpose?
Also, squirrels are a major pest in several parts of the world (England, various locales in the US, etc.)
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What? People Eating Tasty Animals would object to that?
Re:On the other hand... (Score:5, Informative)
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You must live in Kentucky :p (it's a joke, I don't care where you live, could be Africa for all I care, just saying so you don't blow a gasket).
Re:On the other hand... (Score:5, Insightful)
I've had squirrel dumplings a few times, it is decent. Growing up, my dad (country boy turned retired military turned oil geologist) make sure we tried everything: rabbit, turtle, squirrel, and lots and lots of deer and fish. I still fish and clean and fry/bake my own. Don't hunt because I don't care for it, but there is something to the idea that if you are going to eat animals, you should be willing to actually obtain, clean and prepare them yourself at least once in a while. If someone can't handle that, then perhaps they should go vegetarian. Store bought meat is just hiring someone else to do your dirty work, which is fine as long as you don't pretend it wasn't an animal previously.
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Aighton Bailey Anally Raped with a Beer Bottle Squirrel Farm
Witness the invisible hand of the free market allocating resources.
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It's one thing to raise an animal for consumption, and quite another to shoot and stuff a squirrel in order to use it as packaging.
Why are those different? Does the animal know the difference? If the animal did know the difference, would it really give a shit why someone is killing it?
Also, lighten up Francis, the total number of animals killed here is 12 (7 stoats, 4 squirrels, and a rabbit), for the 12 bottles of beer they produced from this batch.
Re:On the other hand... (Score:5, Informative)
According to the original article [brewdog.com], all of the squirrels and stoats used were roadkill (damn drunk drivers).
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Their website claims the animals are all road kill. Not that you can't still be offended if you want, just FYI.
http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article.php?id=341 [brewdog.com]
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Yes, because showing care and concern for other creatures that inhabit this planet is something to be mocked at.
(Although, kudos to the folks for using already dead roadkill.)
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I think PETA has a lot of morons, but I also have to say this does disturb me. Not so much in the ethical way (they used roadkill after all), but rather in the "what kind of morbid person would want a drink served in a dead animal" kind of way. Pretty similar reasons why I don't eat other creatures.
I smell a trend (Score:2)
Absurdist elitist 'micro products' always pop up right when you need them.
I think people could really use the lift provided by owning and consuming a $765 bottle of beer from furry organic coozie - with a tail and soft brown eyes.
There is not, and cannot be... (Score:4, Informative)
...any such thing as 110 proof beer.
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Re:There is not, and cannot be... (Score:4, Informative)
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There are other methods to increase the alcohol content besides distillation. Freezing [wikipedia.org], for example, works very similar to distillation since alcohol freezes at a lower temperature than water. Get a freezer between these two temperatures and then remove the ice. The finished product is still considered beer.
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Only by the marketing types trying to sell it.
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The finished product is still considered beer.
I disagree. Whether it is distilled by fire or ice, concentrating the alcohol of a fermented beverage changes the nature of it. Cognac comes from fermented grapes, but it is not wine, it is a liqueur. I wonder what the BATF thinks about freeze-distillation?
It's still fermented; not technically distilled (Score:2)
With whiskey distillation, the grain mash simply yields primarily alcohol (at least 95%) - that's why the end product of the distillation is clear and free of the majority of congen
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When you make whiskey, the grain is also fermented. It's still not called mash when you drink it.
It is thought of as distillation because IT IS distillation, atleast by any definition of distillation that I know of.
These are all just nitpicks; it really doesn't matter in the end. There just isn't a technical reaso
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When you make whiskey, the grain is also fermented. It's still not called mash when you drink it.
Correct, whiskey is made from fermented grain mash - that's how they distill the alcohol *off*. The alcohol they collect from *off* the mash is what is retained and used - so no, the alcohol could not be called mash. The originating mash is discarded with whiskey; with the beer it is not.
It is thought of as distillation because IT IS distillation, atleast by any definition of distillation that I know of.
Fractional Freezing [wikipedia.org] differs from true distillation in that the substance removed is 'poorer' than what it is leaving. With true distillation, the substance removed is 'greater' than what it is leaving. True distillatio
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What is exactly beer will differe for regions - a few have "purity laws": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinheitsgebot [wikipedia.org]
However that doesn't include things like wheat beers which are obviously still beer, however they all are basically fermented barely, hops, and water - wheat, rice, fruits, vegetables, and other flavoring can be added (and make no mistake with them - a "fruit" beer can be VERY heavy, bitter, and alcoholic. There is no reason why one can not make a right tasty raspberry imperial stout and many
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There is another way to raise alcohol levels though. It's done to make ice wine (and a few beers, including the one in question, although not usually to the degree for the squirrel monstrosity). It's called freeze distillation generally, but it's not at all like distillation in the conventional sense. Basically, either before or after brewing (before brewing gives you a very sweet product, after gives you tons of alcohol) you lower the temperature of the liquid down low enough (but not too low) so that only
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It's still distillation and the result, though perhaps tasty, is not beer.
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Yes.
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What about the freezing technique another poster talks about, which increases alcohol content of the beer without distillation?
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You're primarily limited by the alcohol tolerance of the strain of yeast that you select to do the fermentation. With some very special handling, I've seen breweries get this up to 20%, but nowhere close to 55%.
The freezing technique they use is called "freeze distillation". Yes, it is a form of distillation, which means that technically this is not a beer anymore, but something else. They can call it whatever they want though, even if it is not correct.
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You can get barley wine up to 20 - 21%, and there are some zins that come in the heavy side at 17%. Some of its not bad if you have a taste for such a thing.
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BrewDog uses "TurboYeast", which can withstand 22% alcohol. The brewers use freeze distillation to boost the alcohol content. source [geekosystem.com]
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Ah. It being a Scottish beer, brewed not far from me in fact, I was using the British notation - I didn't realise there were any others.
If you read on where the 'proof' system came from, you'll quickly see that the american one is, in fact, nonsense, but I suppose that that's a debate for another day.
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50% alcohol = 100 proof
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Well played sir, well played.
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There isn't. They're using freeze distillation. Once you switch from "brewing" to "distilling", it's not really beer anymore.
They can call it anything they want on the label, but you're right.
Bestiality Beer (Score:2)
Two of macho men's favorite pastimes rolled into one. Getting hammered and making out with small woodland creatures. Hawt.
Skunk? (Score:2, Interesting)
55%, not 110 proof (Score:2)
Seriously, who uses that kind of meaningless notation anymore?
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"GhettoSip, the 65 proof thug companion."
or
"GhettoSip, the 32.5% alcohol by volume thug companion."
Re:55%, not 110 proof (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, who uses that kind of meaningless notation anymore?
Jack, Jim, Jose, et al
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Seriously, who uses that kind of meaningless notation anymore?
You must not be an alcoholic. When I see 110 proof on the label, my mind doesn't go blank, it screams "OPPORTUNITY ABOUND MATEY". Only after a couple, does it become meaningless. Not to mention most of the English language, as well.
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Freeze Distilation != Brewing... (Score:3, Insightful)
The reason the alcohol content is so high is not that its brewed, but that its freeze-distilled: by freezing the water out (the alcohol has a lower freezing point).
So calling it beer is really BS: its really a freeze-distilled whiskey.
Not a whiskey (Score:2)
The reason the alcohol content is so high is not that its brewed, but that its freeze-distilled: by freezing the water out (the alcohol has a lower freezing point).
So calling it beer is really BS: its really a freeze-distilled whiskey.
Incorrect. Beer is brewed with the methods of mashing, hopping (optional), and fermenting. Whiskey is similar in how the mashing and fermenting is done. However, that is where the similarity stops. Look at the difference:
Whiskey: The fermented whiskey mash is distilled - the alcohol is evaporated off the mash. The result is a clear, at least 95% alcohol solution which is then mixed with water (decreasing alcohol percentage) and stored in barrels along with any other additives. The originating whiske
Hangover? (Score:5, Funny)
So I'm guessing in this case, the cure for a hangover would be the hair of the squirrel that bit you?
Why the stuffed animals (Score:2, Interesting)
Why do they need to include the stuffed animals. Just drink enough of this beer, and you will see all sorts of things without having to pay the outrageous price.
And, what do you do with all the embalmed animals once you have drained them? You're drunk, there's a bunch of other drunk guys with you, there's a pile of fuzzy dead animals laying around. It all sounds like a perfect setting for something that's going to show up on COPS.
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Why do they need to include the stuffed animals. Just drink enough of this beer, and you will see all sorts of things without having to pay the outrageous price.
And, what do you do with all the embalmed animals once you have drained them? You're drunk, there's a bunch of other drunk guys with you, there's a pile of fuzzy dead animals laying around. It all sounds like a perfect setting for something that's going to show up on COPS.
Well, I think we all know what Richard Gere would do...
Yet another missed opportunity (Score:2)
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For $800, they should have roboticized the squirrel and made it do the "Hamster Dance"!
It's actually already built in: Drink a few and the squirrels will start dancing on their own.
Sounds like a Colbert Platinum segment... (Score:2)
...would love to see what his writing staff does with this!
Furries (Score:2)
In that video I see furries getting killed by huge sausages.
Sorry what?
You can have my beer... (Score:2)
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Done! Plus, there's something special to snack on with the SquirrelBrau:
http://www.1beefjerky.com/squirrel-jerky.htm [1beefjerky.com]
Taxidermied animal (Score:2)
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And formerly-alive plants as well! Ones on which fungi have been allowed to grow! In fact, it consists mostly of the excreta of yeast! Eeww!
Have some cheese.
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In the product description on the brewer's site they claim the animal pelts were obtained from roadkill.
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Are these free-range squirrels we're talking about?
I hate to think they'd use caged squirrels for this. That's just inhuman.
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I can't know for sure, but I'd wager that raising squirrels in cages would actually be more expensive than paying some local hunter a couple of dollars for a dead squirrel.
Squirrels are all over the place, pay somebodies nephew to go out and get a few with his bb gun and you're good to go.
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And to quote Denis Leary...
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Furthermore, do you shed tears when people make exotic candy out of cockroaches or ants?
I'm fine with that so long as you actually eat them, or use them in some otherwise meaningful way.
What's described in TFS is more akin to burning ants with a magnifying glass for "fun" - in a sense that "fun" is the sole reason, there's no utilitarian aspect here whatsoever.
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Re:Engineers & PETA (Score:5, Funny)
Or at least re-doing the acronym.
First it was "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"
Next came "People Eating Tasty Animals"
Now it's "Preserved Ethanol Tankard Animals"
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> While I'm sure the beer is very flavourful...
I'm not.
> ...the presentation is tasteless.
So is calling anything with that much alcohol beer (but then tastelessness seems to be the point of the whole excercise).