

The World's Fastest Lawnmower 20
Bobby Cleveland is the proud owner of the world's fastest lawnmower again. He managed to get his rider up to 96 mph at the Bonneville Salt Flats to reclaim the title from his speed mowing rival, Don Wales.
if it weren't for the "talleyho" (Score:2)
I'd say by the sound of it that was Cooter talking over the radio to one of the Duke boys...
just me or did he have no idea how to operate that radio?
Tho drag racing lawnmowers has got to be a redneck party theme... kud-yud-yud!
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Fifty-Thousand for the vette and no slide-out cup holder?
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Wing? (Score:2)
What's the point of the wing when it's completely obscured by the driver?
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They have a sarcastic sense of humour :)
BUT IT'S NOT MOWING ANYTHING! (Score:1)
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1. It has to be fast
2. At some point it has to mow some grass
You now have all my knowledge on fast lawnmower competitions. Get your pinto take it to the salt flats and see how you do. Keep us updated and good luck.
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(Assuming a pinto can go 96 mph)
Of course it can - make sure you have 1/2 tank of gas, and have someone whack the rear bumper with a sledgehammer. I'm sure parts of the pinto will reach 96mph. :)
Yeah, I'm not impressed either. (Score:2)
If it was mowing grass at 96 mph over a typically bumpy lawn, then I'd call it a feat of engineering. This is just a really unsafe and pointlessly heavy go kart on a dirt track.
Obligatory "Coupling" reference (Score:2)
But does it mow the lawn?
(OK, I guess it does, if you count that tiny strip of grass at the 5 minute mark)
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Wow (Score:2)
Wooooo doggy! It's a real life Ricky Bobby. I hope they picked up after themselves. I'd hate to be riding at 200 MPH on the salt and run over a golf ball.
Spoiler for looks, not function (Score:1)