Denver Rejects UFO Agency To Track Aliens 80
Republicans weren't the only ones to win big yesterday. Aliens in The Mile-High City can breathe easier thanks to voters rejecting a plan to officially track them. From the article: "The proposal defeated soundly Tuesday night would have established a commission to track extraterrestrials. It also would have allowed residents to post their observations on Denver's city Web page and report sightings." Let the anonymous probings begin!
Would these be illegal aliens? (Score:1, Funny)
Would these be illegal aliens?
Or is there some sort of interplanetary visa?
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I was about to point out that tracking aliens, as they're most likely crossing state lines on their descent from orbit, is obviously a federal responsibility, and thus completely out of the jurisdiction of the city of Denver.
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Well they probably cross national borders too, so its clearly the UN's job.
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UN's job.
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and they most deffinatly crossed planitary boundries... what orginization do we have in place to deal with these aliens? there needs to be oversite! these aliens cant keep comming in, stealing hard working earthling jobs! someone think of the earthli.... I WELCOME OUR NEW ALIEN OVERLORDS.... PLEASE GOTO YOUR LOCAL WATER TOWER FOR MANDITORY PROBINGS EARTH... ERR FELLOW HUMANS!
Dey tuk er jerbs! (Score:3, Funny)
Dey tuk er jerbs!
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No, there were lots of local jobs.
Look at how the airport was built.
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Denver_Airport.html [anomalies-unlimited.com]
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Webkit. You can thank Apple for being open when using the browser on your phone.
Except you should actually thank the KDE team, for making Konqueror and KHTML. Apple just stole it, just like they did with OSX.
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Yes, they stole it. Some say forked it. And added to it. And shared it. And now others use it- people who use Symbian, Android, webOS, Kindle.
It's called 'how open source works'.
Moron.
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No, you are wrong. Apple didn't share it because they wanted to. They did it because they had no choice. KHTML is under the LGPL, which means they can link prorietary software to it, but they can't restrict KHTML itself. That's why they kept Webkit free ('cause they didn't have a choice), but the next piece of software (Safari itself) is proprietary. Also, the KDE team did most of the hard work, not apple.
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Really? Had no choice? They couldn't have chosen some other browser implementation? Some other fork with some other license?
And the KDE team did 'most' of the hard work? Have you seen what Apple has done? Yes, KDE laid a great foundation, but Apple has taken it much farther, faster than the KDE team ever could. Just go look at the CVS - anyone can. And don't forget that Apple's fork of KHTML happened in 1998.
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You should thank Lars Knoll for choosing the GPL for their KTHML project. Thats the sole reason Apple are forced to share their improvements to the khtml rendering engine in return for all the free code they got from khtml. Its not like Apple had a choice in the matter except starting from scratch.
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Man, you KHTML nutters really get torqued about my sig.
Apple could have chosen some other implementation, some other fork, some other project with a different license.
Be happy that Apple chose it - that choice made it a popular standard and now it has become ubiquitous across all major phone browsers.
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Hey illegal immigration worked great for the Roman Empire and it worked great for the American Indians, I don't see what the USA has to worry about.
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No worries at all, should be great, at least we are not like those xenophobic prudes in Japan.
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That's not a given, actually. Apart from the possibility of a straight descent, there is also a limit to how high up and down property rights extend. Can't be bothered to go looking for it, though.
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On a spinning globe, it's highly unlikely you can approach earth without crossing borders. Even the Apollo astronaut had to file paperwork, including declaring the moon rocks, to return into the US.
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True, but the number of borders you cross will be strongly dependant on how high up property rights are valid, and it can't be infinite exactly because of the spinning globe :-)
On the other hand, even if the aliens are aware of borders and associated issues, the question remains whether they care.
Soviet Aliens (Score:2)
Illegal aliens, if caught, are subjected to a cavity search.
These aliens, OTOH, if they catch you they'll perform an anal probing on you.
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They're not performing anal probing, they're shooting inter-racial porn movies.
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There you go, pushing your commercial agenda on us again.
Who's to say they wouldn't prefer an interplanetary mastercard?
Damn! (Score:2)
I was so going to send them a resume. I'd be so overqualified they'd put me in charge, and I'd officially rename it the Fringe Division.
I was *THIS* close to being in charge of the Fringe Division! DAMN YOU, COLORADO VOTERS!!!!
Oblig. Simpsons (Score:5, Funny)
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
"The revolution is successful. But survival depends on drastic measures. Your continued existence represents a threat to the well-being of society. Your lives mean slow death to the more valued members of the colony. Therefore, I have no alternative but to sentence you to death. Your execution is so ordered, signed Kodos, Governor of Tarsus IV."
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Whew! (Score:3, Funny)
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As a denver voter... (Score:2, Funny)
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...require cloning research to hand off truly mind numbing and dangerous work to clones. :)
That's multi-body job efficiency and task-assistance research, citizen; and it is for your protection, and your fun.
Anyone found referring to their method of assisting the complex as "mind numbing" must be a traitor, for work is fun. Friend computer has ensured that enjoyment of a citizen's job is at maximum levels. As well, the amount of danger involved in all job has been reviewed and found to be within acceptable tolerances.
Enjoy your wonder life, as enabled by Friend Computer. As always, citizen, rem
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I was on a cruise ship in the Atlantic last week, and for some reason the network affiliates we got on TV aboard were Denver stations. HOLY CRAP you guys had some nasty campaign ads. And we live in the DC area - I thought ours were bad! You have my sympathy.
I don't remember seeing any ads for this issue, though, but I did know about it because I saw it mentioned on CNN under "oddball initiatives" or something like that.
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Finally! (Score:3, Insightful)
Something R's and D's can come together and not support. UFO research!
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Some might swear the tea party R's are just turning it down as a coverup.
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At least until the "birther" conspiracy theorists get slightly more crazy...
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What about 2's? :)
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Thanks, Gene Ray.
Only a matter of time (Score:2)
They'll sing a different tune once the first Chestbursters show up.
So... (Score:1)
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Actually, there are some nice [google.com] places [google.com] to visit in Denver.
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Seriously? You're going to link some random unheard of brewery and Shotgun Willies?
Well, I guess if it keeps more yahoos away from Denver, then yes... this is the best we have to offer. Also, our women are all fat and have 6 kids by the age of 30, the sun never shines, and there are very very very few local beers to choose from.
The ghosthunters opposed this (Score:5, Informative)
In any case, it was to be funded by donations rather than taxes.
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I tend to think it would be much better to fund the fellow who looks like he'd get drunk on the money; he'd have a better chance of seeing aliens.
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"This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard."
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And Georgia strengthens non-compete agreements (Score:2)
What I would like to know more about, in Georgia there was a proposed amendment that would somehow strengthen non-compete employment agreements (I regret I don't fully understand it, I could not find as much info as I would like about it in the time available to me). What bugs me about it was the wording on the ballot made it sound almost like the voters would be killing kittens if they didn't vote for it.
Unsurprisingly, it looks like it got voted in but I have not heard much in the media about it so far.
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Nothing to see here... ooh, look over there! Aliens!
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How do you get a proposition on the ballot? (Score:3, Interesting)
Don't you need to collect a number of signatures, or can you just propose something wacky, and it gets on? This one seems so ridiculous, that I'm surprised that it even needed to be voted on. So, how many folks in Denver signed, and thought that the city really needs this. I guess I would sign, just because the idea is such a hoot and a half.
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If the U.N. can do it... (Score:1)
Right... (Score:2)
The Denver man who proposed the measure, Jeff Peckman, says the government is tracking alien sightings but refuses to make the reports public. Peckman is a meditation instructor and promoter of new technology, including something he says reduces the "chaos of electromagnetic fields."
And his evidence for any of this is...? Maybe the voters rejected this because, after 60 or so years of the modern UFO "movement" we are no closer to any hard evidence than when it started. In that time real science has landed men on the Moon, conquered the atom and used computers to connect the world. I think the lesson here is that science works: it produces real, tangible results. Pseudoscience produces nothing, save the false sense of superiority in those that practice it. People that beli
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I apologize... (Score:2)
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Yes, once you see spelling errors of that sort enough times, you start two loose the ability too differentiate between the right and left version of the word.
FTFY
THE STEALTH BLIMP (Score:1, Insightful)
Obviously somebody said "Alien" (Score:2)
And Denver thought they said " Illegal alien" and signed up.