Women Hide Stolen Goods In Their Body Fat

Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas's ingenuity is matched only by their BMI. The pair are accused of stealing $2,600 worth of clothing and shoes from T.J.Maxx and hiding the goods between fat rolls. My favorite part of the article: "Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast..."

Three boots?

[fangmcgee]

That is *some* breast.

One word ...

[abbynormal brain]

HOT!!!

The rest of the story

[Locke2005]

The were arrested by store detectives, who informed them, "Uh... go ahead and keep the merchandise!"

I like big girls...

[Capt.DrumkenBum]

but I can't help but think if these two ate a little less maybe they could afford to buy the goods they were caught steeling.

A new front in the war on obesity

[Locke2005]

I say we classify body fat as a robbery tool like guns and lockpicks, and make fat chicks subject to arrest at any time!

Alternative careers ...

[RockDoctor]

I can't see the video (firewalls at work. Is it a video?), but having seen some "fat pr0n" on Russell Whatisname's "Good News" show last night in blubbery slow motion, these girls (?) have a vista of more profitable and legal (if distasteful) work ahead of them.