SEGA Brings Gaming To Public Restroom Toilets 138
kkleiner writes "SEGA recently announced that they are testing their Toylets male urinal video game at select locations around Tokyo. Toylets uses a pressure sensor located on the back of the urinal to measure the strength and location of your urine stream. A small LCD screen above the urinal allows you to play several simple video games including a simulator for erasing graffiti and a variation on a sumo wrestling match. At the end of a game, the screen displays advertisements. Whether you find the concept hilarious, disturbing, or disgusting, urinal video games are simply another way that interactive media could invade every part of our lives. It also shows that no space is safe from digital ads."
Now all we need.... (Score:2)
...is the Zuck urinal puck. Nobody would ever miss again.
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Of course, nobody wants to move that puck with their stick...
And how soon before the pressure sensor is replaced with a video camera because it will be both cheaper and more accurate...
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And I notice you forgot to wash your hands.
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And I notice you forgot to wash your hands.
Lets just say while I have nothing to be ashamed of... I would prefer something not pointing a video camera at my junk while I am taking a piss.
I already have some bathroom games (Score:2)
One game is called ninja pissing (actually I just made that name up), I aim my piss to minimize sound. You gotta bounce it off the rim just above the waterline. If you're uber-l33t at it you'll even stay quiet when starting and finishing. Plus it makes you seem super-classy to the other guys in the bathroom B-)
Another game you can play is called "out the douchebag" (actually that's another name I just made up). When some douchebag uses his phone in the bathroom, you aim right for the middle of the bowl and
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Because it doesn't sound disgusting enough, although adding a flush is worth some extra points.
Pissing Contest (Score:5, Funny)
Now this is one pissing contest you just have to win :)
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It doesn't take much of a whiz to be number one at this game. Urine for a great time with Sega!
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Urine for a great time with Sprega!
FTFY
All I want to know is... (Score:1)
Does it support multiplayer?
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...and would a bank of urinals be a LAN? Now boys are going to start going to the restroom together... we couldn't do that before today (imagine a scene where one girl at a restaurant says to her girlfriend: "I'm going to the restroom, are you joining me?". Now switch them with two guys).
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Thanks for spelling that out for me at the end. I mean, wow, up until that parenthesized explanation, I had no idea what you were talking about! Your clear and concise explanation at the end was a real eye opener. (Imagine a scene where one person is talking about sticky social scenes that hint at mild sexist and/or homophobic topics, but turns it on its head and notes that it's okay now due to some "potential new social context". Now explicitly spell out some of the underlying social norms/faux pas imp
Re:All I want to know is... (Score:5, Funny)
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Oh Shit!
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Not in the URINAL !!!!
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At least the guys at the two end stalls don't need to be fitted with terminators too!
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! (Score:2)
Soon you'll have guys trying to get to just the right level of bladder fullness for the greatest pressure. Not so full that it would hurt to exert pressure, and not so low that you can't put any pressure behind it. Then you go for MAXIMUM DAMAGE!
And then the damn cheaters would bring super-soakers into the bathroom |:-(
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No waterguns allowed. One piss, one play.
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GOD DOMMOT SOGUH (Score:1)
Japan, for the nth time, you are so weird.
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Japan, for the nth time, you are so weird.
Sir, you have insulted my honour. I challenge you to a duel. To the bathroom!
Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
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> So wait...now I'm supposed to play with myself in public bathrooms?
Welcome to the wonderful world of Italian slang
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sega [wiktionary.org]
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Best urinals i have ever used are at the regatta club on the Brisbane river in Australia. The urinal is a big one way window looking over the beer garden. Its awesome when your full of beer taking a long piss and can stand and comment on the "view"
Pissing match.... (Score:3)
"Hey! You sunk my Battleship®!"
Put this tech on 'potty trainers' for kids, and housebreak those rascals in no time!
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I remember seeing something like this in the U.K. 10 years ago.
Target in the urinal, LCD at eye level.
The longer you hit the target, the more the girl on the LCD would strip.
Definitely load up on a few pints before "shaking hands with the unemployed" :-)
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"Hey! You sunk my Battleship®!"
Put this tech on 'potty trainers' for kids, and housebreak those rascals in no time!
There is already a product designed by an Australian mother to help potty train boys; it's a heat-sensitive liquid crystal target which you hang in the bowl.
When the warm stream hits the right spot there's a color change that reveals a happy face, or similar.
Adds new meaning... (Score:3, Funny)
...to the term "Wii"!
what about womens loos women can pee standing up (Score:1)
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Hahahaha booty lockdown XD
Just find out where your wife surfs and dig up some dirt, you know women talk about all the same kinds of stuff with their girlfriends...
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Joysticks (Score:2)
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(Hides copy of Falcon 4.0 Allied Forces)
Er, they were unpopular?
pee pressure! (Score:1)
Have a pressure sensitive screen lining the surface of the urinal pot and then you gotta aim your pee at enemies that appear on the screen. No one is going to cheat by touching it directly for sure.
Something very important: (Score:5, Funny)
Don't cross the streams!
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Or maybe guys will become l33t at it and start showboating by swapping "controllers" mid-game, like those DDR freaks do.
Looks like Tokyo has some catching up to do... (Score:1)
We had these in our University Union toilets in Newcastle back in 2002 - not seen them anywhere else since though.
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The only way to win... (Score:4, Funny)
Just what you were waiting for... (Score:5, Insightful)
Great! The world's first socially acceptable way to admit playing with your penis in a public place.
Trademark (Score:2)
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Too bad Toylet [toylet.net] is already in use, too. By a company that sells Japanese goods no less.
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How about the wii-wii
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But, they could probably get away with Pii. :-P
faces (Score:2)
Got an election coming up? Put the politicians side-by-side and let people piss on them!
Potty Pot Shots (Score:5, Funny)
Back in the 70's, I bought this at Spencer Gifts for a friend. It had small cardboard ships to toss into the toilet, and you could try to sink by pissing on them. If your bladder is full of beer, and your blood full of alcohol, it is a hoot and a half.
This "game" is much more challenging for women.
For the non-US folks, Spencer Gifts is a chain of stores in malls (shopping centers) in the US. They sell crap, like stuff to throw into the toilet and piss on.
In other news: (Score:5, Funny)
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Prior Art (Score:1)
I have prior art on this as I've been playing with my Wii in public restrooms for years.
I'm sure... (Score:4, Interesting)
This will help keep people from peeing on the floor. Goddamn, it's as if people haven't made it past potty training very far.
"The lights went out in the bathroom and I missed EVERYTHING" - firesign theatre "Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra"
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BMO
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I stopped at a Burger King in Portland, once, which had a pretty messy bathroom. By "messy", I mean that the toilet was full of shit. And by full, I don't mean "oh no, someone used this and didn't flush". I mean, it was literally full of shit. Up to the rim and then beyond. The shit piled high into a sort of "pyramid" about six inches above the rim. And there was more shit on the floor. I'm grateful that I needed to use the restroom before eating, so I stopped in before we ordered. Just as I entered, an emp
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A guy once told me about some outdoor thing he was at (can't remember what it was) where there was a porta-potty.
He went in and there was a mountain of shit above the seat like you describe (or even taller, he did use the word "mountain"). And at the peak, somebody had planted a little American flag XD
Re:I'm sure... (Score:4, Interesting)
Reminds me of that story about the fly in the urinal [wbur.org] to change human behaviour and get men to aim.
However, in this case, it makes me wonder if that would work: if you have to erase graffiti, for example, that would suggest you have to change aim a bit.
Pretty interesting concept though. As my one friend remarked to me, it won't be long before they're doing this in the toilets, and people get to play Angry Turds.
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Either that, or spit... or dump cups of water from the sink... or something else stupid.
Then again, this is Japan we're talking about.
Microsoft Phone 7 Yellow Stream of Death (Score:1)
Microsoft, playing their usual catch up, have announced one based on their new phone os (its got terrific XBox integration). I was wondering what its answer to blue screens and red rings would be.
This is useful and hygienic (Score:1)
I've been wondering for the longest time (Score:3, Insightful)
When will we get urinal ads.
I mean, you have an audience that has nothing sensible to look at instead (when you're sitting, you can at least read but at an urinal?), nothing good to do and they also can't really escape you, while at the same time they're there for the average length of a commercial.
Why didn't anyone get that idea before?
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Such adverts are common-place at motorway service stations here in the UK.
They're printed, and I imagine that this existing low-tech solution will be just as effective as the new high-tech version.
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Another cafe I went to had ads that played at the urinal that were triggered by them being used.
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In Montreal there have been ads around (and in some cases inside) urinals for a good amount of time. There are some bars that have LCDs over the urinal with a stream of non-stop ads.
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Most are just cardboard in frame ads but one near Munich was an screen with audio and music when you were in front of it.
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Lots of places in SF have ads above the urinal.
I see these as a beautiful opportunity... for theft. You're not putting a camera in the bathroom. These things are going to walk away with regularity.
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Well, they can be sealed behind glass, but I was more thinking of bars and other places where someone trying to dismantle an ad screen would probably be noticed.
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At a urinal?
Literally!!! (Score:1)
Tell me honestly (Score:2)
how about a hand washing game? (Score:1)
PISS OFF SEGA!!! (Score:2)
Obligatory!
Monkey see, Monkey do! (Score:1)
With repeated usage, some men could be trained to aim into the receptacle instead of splashing all around it. :) Talk about incentive!
In the future, The first time you use one of these loos, you will be prompted to enter your name and other random information. DNA material that is urinated will then be used to identify repeat users, this would help to maintain local and global high-score lists.
Sara (Score:1)
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Android did this for me already (Score:2)
Oh yes... nothing passes... the time... quite like... angry birds.
Sports bars with TV's in restroom is fine this is (Score:2)
Sports bars with TV's in restroom is fine this is going to far.
Amusing... (Score:1)
I think it sounds corny and silly enough to actually be amusing.
First person shooter? (Score:2)
A lot of shooting arcade games require you to point the gun off-screen in order to reload. Yeah, there might be a puddle on the floor next to the high scorers.
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I just hope... (Score:1)
I just hope they don't make any shitty games.
Fear the male-targeted ads (Score:1)
This scares me. I am already thoroughly disturbed by gender-specific advertisements on cable TV, and here they'll have a 100% male audience. What will they try to sell me? Aftershave? Condoms? Or even worse, will it loudly proclaim "ENZYTE: NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT! GET SOME!" What if my "performance" in the game is available to advertisers? I can never use public restrooms again!
Which reminds me of a Red vs. Blue that went something like: "I never use public restrooms." "What? We've been out here for years
good diarrhea remedy (Score:2)
have fun parked on the toilet
Sexist! (Score:1)
Typical male pissing contest.
Now what about the girls?
Still not as cool as urinating on Berlin Wall (Score:3)
A Vegas casino had huge sections of the old Berlin Wall installed in it's men's bathrooms behind a glass shield.
Pissing on the Berlin Wall is an uplifting experience everyone should get to do.
carnival games (Score:1)
Invented at MIT (Score:1)
see: http://web.media.mit.edu/~hayes/mas863/urinecontrol.html [mit.edu]
Cigarette butts (Score:1)
At least this sounds more fun than just trying for the cigarette butts and gum in the bottom of the urinal.
I realize that if you live in the US and are young, you may not even know about this, but in my youth it was hard to find a urinal that didn't have one or both of those things floating in it. When I lived in Japan, it was pretty common, too. Don't even get me started on the hideousness of the Japanese-style toilets in Shinjuku Station :p
gaming addicts (Score:1)
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Re:You win hard (Score:4, Insightful)
In the end, all of this is just another pissing contest.
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Perhaps, but I would rather play the ejaculation video game.