Man Sues Neighbors Over Rude Bird

According to Wang Han-chin his neighbors have made his life unbearable by teaching their mynah bird to curse at him. Wang claims that whenever he leaves his house the bird calls out, "Clueless big-mouthed idiot!" From the article: "He pressed charges, but the neighbours denied instructing the bird to curse and prosecutors decided to drop the charges due to insufficient evidence linking the bird to his injuries, it added."

Count your blessings.

[operagost]

At least it doesn't insult the size of his Wang.

Would beat living next to Rush Limbaugh

[MillionthMonkey]

The pig was aping the Chinese president this morning with "ching ching chong" bullshit [mediaite.com] in an attempt to sabotage American diplomacy.