from the this-had-better-have-nothing-to-do-with-midichlorians dept.
sethmad writes "As everyone who's ever passed the GRE knows, there are two major hypothetical operational problems with Star Wars lightsabers. More accurately I should say there were two problems, because I solved both of them."
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith