Lucasfilm Unveils "Sandcrawler" Singapore Office 159
An anonymous reader writes "The massive, slow moving Sandcrawlers from George Lucas' Star Wars films inspired the form of Lucasfilm's new regional headquarters in Singapore. Designed by Aedas, the Sandcrawler Building will house a 100 seat theater, Lucasfilm Singapore offices, a public podium and other employee spaces. Neither rusty nor slow moving in this case, the glassy and streamlined building will combine a high performance facade with lush gardens and foliage that spills over terraces, resulting in a highly efficient commercial space. With construction already underway, we can look forward to this real life Star Wars manifestation sometime in 2012."
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I seem to recall that in Singapore the official penalty for chewing gum on the subway is a police-administered beating. Keeping things looking nice is easy when you can flog people with truncheons for messing it up.
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Because it's a small country and they need to keep it clean. They don't administer canings for possession of gum though, but the penalty for sticking gum anywhere other than in a trash can is pretty harsh.
I wish we could get a lot more strict about that here, because it's nasty coming across somebody's ABC gum because they were too lazy to throw it away.
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Last time I was working in Singapore I went out for the evening and without thinking bought a doughnut to eat on the train going home. Bad idea. Two police officers with automatic weapons approached me on the train station platform and told me in no uncertain terms to put the doughnut away. I did as I was told.
I like to compare Singapore with Penang. Both are Malayian islands with a lot of industry. In Penang pretty much anything goes which might be good for business but there is little public transport and
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There's a whole wikipedia article on it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_gum_ban_in_Singapore [wikipedia.org]
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If chewing gum is outlawed, then only outlaws will chew gum.
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In Soviet Russia gum chews you!
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In Soviet Russia gum chews you!
Quite true [wikipedia.org].
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If chewing gum is outlawed, then only outlaws will chew gum.
Well, at least they won't be able to walk at the same time.
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because this way the cops only have to keep gum with them if they want to randomly punish someone.
why the fuck does lucasfilm need a singapore office though? and what kind of a creative person would want to live in singapore?
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because this way the cops only have to keep gum with them if they want to randomly punish someone.
Um no. If the Singapore cops wanted to randomly punish someone (and from experience I don't believe they do) then they would just fucking do it. No mucking around with entrapment. The real, direct deal. Its kind of the way business is done there. One day at work a co-worker interviewed an engineer. He was hoping the guy would leave his current job and start with us in the same week.
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Singapore is basically a city state. They are an island on the end of the Malaysian peninsula. Due to the high costs of living, a lot of the population commutes in and out from Malaysia. Imagine somewhere like Manhattan existing as it's own internationally recognized country.
From experience after World War II, the Singaporeans know that things can do downhill fast if they don't keep a tight grip on living standards - last time they let them slip, the place became a den for drugs and crime. They only recover
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It's a fine, not beating. Gum is illegal according to laws anyway (and don't start about it. Their country, their laws).
Gee, I thought gun-control laws were contentious enough... now gum-control laws?
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dont like it, then dont go there
why are you getting all up in arms about something that doesnt effect you? and if it does effect you why are you pissing and moaning here, get off your ass and do something about it
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If killing an "unarmed and innocent man, woman or child" is an absolute wrong, I'm curious how you feel about any military operation that may have civilian casualties. If it's truly an "absolute wrong", then there is no justification in taking any action that will lead to it happening. So, how do you feel about, for example, the war in Iraq?
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They get a few very rich and powerful people.
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I seem to recall that in Singapore the official penalty for chewing gum on the subway is a police-administered beating. Keeping things looking nice is easy when you can flog people with truncheons for messing it up.
What's the penalty for bleeding on the sidewalk? Two beatings?
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I seem to recall that in Singapore the official penalty for chewing gum on the subway is a police-administered beating. Keeping things looking nice is easy when you can flog people with truncheons for messing it up.
Yes. And if they didn't have the law for chewing gums on the subway (and penalty is not the beating, of course), Singapore would look like Dhaka. Right?
Maybe you should get a passport and get out of whatever shithole you live in. There is a whole world out there, and it's not working according to your misconceptions...
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What's the old joke about trains running on time again?
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Comparing the most expensive hotel in the world to a local Walmart may tend to distort the "nicer looking" scale. =)
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Comparing the most expensive hotel in the world to a local Walmart may tend to distort the "nicer looking" scale. =)
Agreed. I couldn't afford a pair of socks from that hotel.
Re:Asia (Score:4, Insightful)
That's not really true. Had you been around thousands of years ago to see what are now Greek ruins they would have been quite the sight. Unfortunately, due to whether and deterioration you don't get to see the bright colors that were original.
The main difference is that the temples in SE Asia relied more upon detail carved into the rock than treatments applied to the building materials.
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I guess you've never been to downtown Paris. Or Prague. Or Antwerp. Or Stockholm. Or lots of other places in Europe.
Furthermore, "Asia" covers a lot of ground. Pick a random city in Vietnam or Pakistan or China and you'll find plenty of the usual hellish concrete boxes. Cherrypicking Singapore is a bit silly.
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googling 'china pollution' (Score:2)
i have to agree. their people, dying of cancer, take it so much more gracefully. they dont shout in the streets like those people in syria or tunisia. they just shut up and die, so admirable.
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Asia is in general much nicer looking than western world. They put a lot of thought on how things look, even to the finest detail, and have done so for centuries.
Actually, the reason they look nice is because they are simply NEW. The west is is still using 100 year old infrastructure. But a much larger percentage of some Asian cities are the result of rapid growth, with most of the large buildings being built post 1960s.
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Clearly you haven't traveled much in the West.
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Malaysia was dirty too... and it took them 3 months to repair an incredibly dangerous broken drain cover across the street from "Times Square" - their fanciest shopping complex roller-coaster and all. I put a frick'n dead tree in the hole to warn others.
Three months? Thats bloody fast for Malaysia. I could believe thirty years.
Looks like a toaster (Score:1)
Or some random chome chunk form a 1950's buick
either way, grats just what the world needs, another monstrosity of an ugly building
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You want to see a monstrosity? There aren't any near me, but this [wikimedia.org] comes pretty close.
We call it the slug.
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gah! Its like a disco ball laid out a turd
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I was just going to say it looks like a shiny chrome mould of the inside of a rectum.
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If you're a tomato plant, be afraid. Be very afraid.
(And carry an oversize salt shaker.)
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Or some random chome chunk form a 1950's buick
You're thinking of a taillight surround, maybe this one?
http://www.motorbase.com/uploads/pictures.ubh/2007/03/15/fs_1954_Buick_Skylark_taillight__ruggles_.jpg [motorbase.com]
There's another '50s car that has almost an exact match, can't find it now though...
Very lovely, but for me it misses the point (Score:2)
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it also wasn't curved
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I guess you haven't seen the enhancements in the new Blu-Ray version.
Your point? If anything it would have been worse, being able to see every pock mark, burn and blemish in glorious (TM) high-definition.
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You talking about Mark Hamill's face or the Sand Crawler?
Yes.
How Appropriate... (Score:4, Insightful)
This seems like an eminently appropriate architectural allusion for the 'late-Lucas' period of Lucasfilms' work...
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Phew, okay, thought you were gonna somewhere else entirely with that one...
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Something that has long bothered me about the Jawas was the idea that Tatooine was littered with serviceable escaped droids just waiting to be picked up and resold. It really is a stupid idea. Wouldn't it have made more sense for the the droids to have crashed the escape pod into Uncle Owen's back yard?
Re:How Appropriate... (Score:5, Interesting)
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You guys are cracking me up... lol. Seriously....
George Lucas wrote the movie and filmed it in the 70's. Rational explanations? How about how much drugs were done in the 70's? Trust me, there was some rationalization about a lot of things in the movie, but the kind you only understand when you are really really fucked up.
I heard the guy that played Chewbacca was stoned half the time during the film. It's the only way he could pull off those sounds.
35-year-old non-Lucas ideas (Score:2)
This seems like an eminently appropriate architectural allusion for the 'late-Lucas' period of Lucasfilms' work...
It's telling that the inspiration for this building is an idea over 35 years old. And it came from the mind of Ralph McQuarrie [amazon.com], not Lucas.
Special edition? (Score:2)
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maybe that's why they're locating that office in singapore.
you know, if bart & lisa try to go to smack some sense to the guys there, they'll get death.
Sweet building! (Score:2)
Although, what I really mean is writing and acting half as good as the building looks. But that wouldn't have been as smooth an opening line.
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That would be Episode II.
Not the first sandcrawler corporate HQ. (Score:4, Funny)
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Thank you. I'll be stealing that.
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hahaha! oh man, they really do look like a bunch of sandcrawlers.
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Weirdly enough, I was thinking of another Twin Cities building that my friends had dubbed 'The Sandcrawler': McNamara Alumni Center [umn.edu] at University of Minnesota.
And these weld points (Score:2)
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Except when you're watching/being shot at, then they can't hit the broad side of a barn.
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Well, in the first movie at least, they didn't actually want to hit anyone, because they were going to use the falcon to lead them to the rebel base. Vader probably hatched the plan the moment he sensed Obi Wan, so in a sense, the jedi religion did give him the clairvoyance to find the rebel base...
They seemed to be pretty accurate mowing down rebels on Hoth in the second film, though.
What retarded PR (Score:4, Insightful)
"Neither rusty nor slow moving in this case, the glassy and streamlined building will combine a high performance facade with lush gardens and foliage that spills over terraces, resulting in a highly efficient commercial space. "
WTF is a high performance facade?
Trite tripe (Score:2)
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A "high performance facade" is something that looks shiny and cool, but underneath is a pile of crap. You know, like a kit car that looks really cool but is really built on a VW beetle frame. Or a movie with lots of flash and SFX but no real substance.
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Larry Ellison (Score:3, Insightful)
Larry Ellison is following suit by making his headquarters shaped like the Death Star. Coincidentally, it's aimed at Google.
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Of course... (Score:2)
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I don't want to know how newly hired staff are, um, inducted into the building.
Another in Virginia (Score:2)
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Looks silly, but I bet the offices have killer views from those windows.
'Bird Shit Architecture' in Brasilia and Beyond (Score:3, Informative)
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Sandcrawler from unreleased StarWars (Score:1)
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I'm pretty sure that somebody at LA or the architecture firm told them that it's inspired by a sandcrawler. Or possibly the same person that confuses an iPad for a Galaxy Tab
It might be slow moving (Score:1)
Why do they need a Singapore office? (Score:1)
Han shot first!!!! (Score:2)
Looks nothing like a sandcrawler. (Score:2)
This looks like the antithesis to a sandcrawler.
Heat (Score:2)
From TFA: "the space, which will be overgrown with foliage, will be a respite from the heat and the sun and cooler than surrounding areas."
Which will be warmer because of the heat and the sun reflected from the shiny building...
So George Lucas hates Americans. Outsourced again. (Score:2)
So George is following the trend of fucking over American workers, so he can hire overseas slaves.
Thanks George. American Graffiti... fucko
Looks like ILM USA is about to get fired. (Score:2)
George Lucas is joining the walmart trend of fucking over American workers.
What! (Score:2)
No Wheels?
oh FUCK you Lucas (Score:2)
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it says right there in the article, he needs a theater for his ego, its not as strong in the east
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My guess is that it will be a renderfarm, datacenter and graphic design office. Singapore is targeting to be the new go to place for CG drones and game development.
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If your wife cooks you an amazing steak and gives you an amazing blow job, appreciate that she did that. Don't hate her because she didn't give you steak and lobster and a threesome the night after that.
No, but if the night after she promises to give you steak and lobster but instead serves you a turd sandwich, and the threesome is you and two big burly guys (and you're not into that) then you will complain.
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My kids were bored by them. They weren't made for kids. They were made for chumps... and seeing as I went to the theater and watched them and own them now, I guess I'm one of those chumps.
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I completely agree with this. The SW eps. 1-3 were clearly made for children.
Yep... way to engage the young'uns. The movie doesn't even have a main character.
My kids don't enjoy it at all, and if we throw it on they wander in and out paying
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Even Hamill could invoke gravitas without behaving like a spoiled adolescent. Ponder the final confrontation between Luke and Vader in RotJ, and then look at Christensen's sheer lack of chops in Anakin's final battle against Obiwan. Hamill was no Shakespearean actor, I'll grant you, but he was a helluva lot better than Christensen. Even with good dialogue, Christensen would have sucked. Hamill, at least, was watchable even with stuck with some of Lucas's infamously badly written lines.
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The problem isn't that he didn't make another great movie.
The problem is he took that great movie and manipulated it again and again.
To use your analogy, he cooked us dinner and took us around the block. And now he's retelling us that same story night after night with new fabrications such as changing the steak to salmon and making us believe that we blew him instead.
Living on past accomplishments is one thing. Dwelling on them and reminding us frequently how great it was that ONE time. Not so great.
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"Living on past accomplishments is one thing. Dwelling on them and reminding us frequently how great it was that ONE time. Not so great."
Yeah I agree. But that's what fanboys are doing to themselves, not what Lucas is doing to them.
Appreciate what you get in life. Raising your standards to ridiculous heights and flogging a dead horse is the fanboy's problem, not Lucas's
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no. wisdom is the difference between raising your standards too high and not raising them at all. it shows you don't know what you are talking about when you think just raising standards is the only issue here, and it doesn't speak very highly of your communication skills that my words represent something to you that i didn't even say
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right
but then you are dealing with people with serious issues about the ability to appreciate what they have, and therefore people who will never truly be happy, and therefore miserable people you should stop considering as valid examples of anything
there are pitiable creatures you should recoil from and never ever want to be near, as they are merely toxic influences in the lives of everyone they touch, because they simply can't ever be happy and content with modest things
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Consider this:
A caning followed by a short stay in jail may be among the more reasonable forms of punishment that actually has the ability to prevent people from committing future offenses. It leaves scars that are visible in your underwear or speedos, does not physically impede you from living your life, does not dump you inside crime academy to learn the ropes and find contacts within the underworld. Or maybe you have some better suggestion of what to do with minor offenders?
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