


The Physics of Wine Swirling 98
sciencehabit writes "Meet the new flavor of wine: fruity with a hint of fluid dynamics. Oenophiles have long gotten the best out of their reds by giving their glasses a swirl before sipping. A new study has revealed the physics behind that sloshing, showing that three factors may determine whether your merlot arcs smoothly or starts to splash. The researchers also landed on another important discovery: how overly enthusiastic wine swirlers manage to splash their drinks, possibly staining their sweaters."
Before you make fun... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Sorry, this is slashdot. Only car analogies work here. :P Anyone have the car analogy?
Re:Before you make fun... (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry, this is slashdot. Only car analogies work here. :P Anyone have the car analogy?
Hm... okay. Imagine you've taken a shit in your car....
Re:Before you make fun... (Score:4, Funny)
Who needs to imagine?
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Sorry, this is slashdot. Only car analogies work here. :P Anyone have the car analogy?
Hm... okay. Imagine you've taken a shit in your car....
Taking a shit in a piece of shit is a little redundant isn't it!?
Re:Before you make fun... (Score:5, Funny)
When huffing gasoline, you should gently swirl the container to maximize the bouquet without spilling.
Re:Before you make fun... (Score:5, Interesting)
People get all geeked out over all kinds of subjects, and there is no reason for wine geekery to be a less valid form of geekery than, say, smartphone geekery or movie geekery.
I'm a wine geek. I like tasting different wines, identifying what flavors are present and the compounds responsible for those flavors. I like appreciating the difference between a young wine vs. a mature wine due to oxidation in the bottle. I enjoy discussing the characteristics of the wine I'm sharing with friends or family, I enjoy the hunt for a bargain good wine. I delight in understanding the relationships between terroir, grape varietal, cultivation methods, and the flavors of wine. Winemaking is science wrought as art.
To sum up -- you suck for being a bitter, xenophobic geek. Not understanding another form of geekery is not a valid reason to belittle it.
Re:Before you make fun... (Score:4, Informative)
Xenophonic or oenophobic?
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Character 1) *Stupid, baseless shit*
Character 2) You're exaggerating!
Character 1) Oh, really?
Writer) *Repeats stupid, baseless shit*
Reader) Oh, the writer said it twice, in two different ways? It must be true!
That comic is terrible, and if you think he's making a good point, you're a sucker. XKCD has good comics. That is not one of them. It supports willful ignorance, which is never a good thing. I'd expect anyone geeky enough to read xkcd to be smart enough to know that quality really does vary from o
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'You Are Not So Smart': Why We Can't Tell Good Wine From Bad [theatlantic.com]
Not saying that I know definitively that you can't, but a lot of people think that they can, but actually can't. Even when they've been studying it at University.
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it would be more accurate to say that very inexpensive wines can be found that have the balanced and complex tastes of the very expensive. I'm always happy to find $6 or $11 wines that can rival the $80 a bottle, since I'm married with children the budget isn't there for the latter.
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The latter being the Children?
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yeah, those damn little winos. why couldn't they have taken up smoking behind the school like normal little delinquent punks?
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I'm a beer taster, much of my spare time is devoted to beer. I hang around with a lot of people who share the same hobby. It is absolutely impossible to pigeon-hole them all together. Some are very insightful, and
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I think the real point of the study was: noobs suck.
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That's a pile of horseshit (though yes, the movie Sideways does suck).
There's a big difference between a geek and a snob. I know more about wine (and have a lot more cellared) than the few wine snobs I've met. I just listen, and nod, and never disagree ;-)
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You either have incredible patience!
It's no so much patience as cynicism; some personalities are just hopeless, and I don't want to waste effort on them.
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I know verbing wierds language (Score:2)
but any subject can be geeked. Or geekified. I've done the wine geek bit - thoroughly, and the hifi geek bit and other things. It's fun. It's fascinating how a subject can be so boring for one person and interesting for somebody else. Part of it is a skill: can you take any subject and make it interesting for you.
Re:Before you make fun... (Score:5, Insightful)
The real reason to swirl is if the wine hasn't been aerated sufficiently. Red wines in particular (to varying degree depending on varietal, age, etc) have a high concentration of tannins, which are responsible for the astringency of the wine. Aeration of the wine will oxidize the tannins, reducing their astringency.
Aeration will also mellow the other flavors via oxidation. I have found that a lot of people who say "I only like white wine" are actually just not a fan of the tannins in red wine. Proper aeration after uncorking often results in them liking red wines, especially if I choose a fruitier varietal.
Good wine snobs will test the nose of the wine (e.g., sniff it), then taste it. If it's too astringent to properly enjoy, they'll either let the glass sit for a while, or swirl the glass to aerate the wine.
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Aeration will also mellow the other flavors via oxidation. I have found that a lot of people who say "I only like white wine" are actually just not a fan of the tannins in red wine. Proper aeration after uncorking often results in them liking red wines, especially if I choose a fruitier varietal.
I know that I've started enjoying Red Wines a lot more since I learned that you have to let it aerate. Opening a bottle of red wine about 30 mins before I intend to drink it makes the red wine taste a lot better.
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Hmm, I tried that, but the cask split and red wine went everywhere :(
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I was at a dinner party where your claim was made, and an industrial chemist pounced on the claim, proceeding to scribble half a dozen formulae, and do some quick calculations. There is vastly more aeration from pouring than from even hours of standing.
Do a double-blind test to compare. Include a third sample that's been poured into a decanter, and then poured out again.
You're probably enjoying t
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If I took out a bottle of red wine and couldn't start drinking it for 30 minutes, it would taste better than if I'd immediately poured a glass, regardless of whether it was opened or not.
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Good wine snobs will test the nose of the wine (e.g., sniff it), then taste it. If it's too astringent to properly enjoy, they'll either let the glass sit for a while, or swirl the glass to aerate the wine.
I just blow bubbles through my straw. Does that make me a good or bad wine snob?
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Best way to aerate a red wine is to open the bottle, and instead of letting it sit there "breathing" (like the poncey wine buffs tell you) just put your thumb (securely) over the top and shake the fucker. Take your thumb off, then put it back on and shake it again.
Also, pouring it so it bubbles, rather than pouring it smoothly, helps.
No need to wait.
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Also as an FYI the other reason to swirl is to observe the viscosity of the rivulets of wine running down the glass after you've stopped swirling. The slower and fatter the rivulets the more sugar still remains in the wine. ie. it's stickier so it moves more slowly. Or to put it in car analogies... When you change your oil and you take the old stuff and swirl it around in a bucket the more use the oil the more it will effect how it sticks to the side of the bucket. The longer the wine has sat around, the
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But isn't the sugar turned into ethanol, thus giving it its legs? I'm more than will to be wrong, but that was my understanding. And as far as a hydrometer is concerned, I rarely bring them to tastings. Folks seem to frown on bringing chemistry equipment to haughty affairs.
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Not all of it.
Yeast used in brewing die around 5-7% alcohol (basically, from alcohol poisoning). It's why spirits and liquor are distilled. It's very possible to still have leftover sugar after the yeast dies. It's also possible to run ou
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Not quite. That phenomena is known as the 'legs of wine' or 'tears of wine [wikipedia.org]', and it's related to the wine's alcohol content not it's sugar content.
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Making wine is a process of turning sugars into alcohol. You can't discuss the one without the other. It's as if you said "frequency of light has nothing to do with wavelength."
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In this case, no. The presence or absence of sugar is irrelevant to the formation of 'tears'.
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Since the tears aren't condensed vapors, you're wrong.
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that's nice, but.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:that's nice, but.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Don't you mean box?
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Don't you mean box?
Not when you're drinking from the gallon size Carlo Rossi bottle for $8. :)
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Don't you mean box?
Why look at the little fancy pants who gets his wine in a box.
Real alcoholics still get it by the bottle.
http://bumwine.com/ [bumwine.com]
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My liverspots for a mod point.
Look, wine snobs, you're all doing it wrong. Wine comes in a perfectly sized bottle with a neck sized perfectly for grasping in your hamfists. It comes with a cork stopper to replace, so that as you bob and weave your way across the room and back, your beverage doesn't slosh out -- and further, it's not carbonated, so all that sloshing doesn't result in a messy explosion.
The stuff is made to drink by the bottle, from the bottle. I just can't fathom how so many people fail to
To avoid splash.. (Score:2)
2. Fill wine glass 1/3 full.
3. While making sure the bottom of the glass never leaves the surface, swirl the glass.
4. ????????
5. Profit (get drunk)
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You can, if you try hard enough, get anywhere between 120 and 200 rpm even higher short term spikes if you get a good rhythm going, all while remaining on a flat surface.
No, what you need to do, is pour your wine through a tea strainer/sieve thus aerating like a watering can/shower-head.
Also, blowing bubbles through it with a straw, using a whisk or simply pouring it from glass to glass from a height also works.
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Yeah, this is off topic, but when dealing with such a meaningless story, I figure I cannot do any more harm
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Nutty aromas and all.
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http://xkcd.com/123/
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November 23rd, 2011. This is the day xkcd replaced wikipedia as the central source of knowledge :-)
IgNobel Prize in Physics? (Score:2)
These guys deserve at least an honorable mention at the next IgNobel ceremony.
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Someone actuall published a peer-revieWed article someithing like 10 years ago using med lab equipment to do controlled aeration, Nd then double-blind texting.
I forget the results; my main relation was, "why didn't I write that article."
hawk
Did anyone else read "swilling"? (Score:1)
Yes. Yes, I did. (Score:2)
The Physics of Wine Swilling.
Plain as day, I saw it. That's what a bottle or two of cheap root beer will do to my perceptions.
Swine Whirling (Score:4, Funny)
For some reason I accidentally read the title as "The Physics of Swine Whirling"
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You're all missing something: it's fun (Score:1)
Yeah, it helps to aerate the wine to improve the taste, it makes it easier to sniff the aroma. But fundamentally it's fun.
And it looks cool.
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shaken but not stirred, wine vintage 1.3.3 (Score:2)
Right.I knew that. (Score:2)
Wine tasting is all about getting sloshed.
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I think it just looks cool. (Score:1)