Subdermal Magnets Allow You To Wear an IPod Like a Watch 228
Okian Warrior writes "Tattoo artist Jersey from Dynasty Tattoo (in New Jersey) implanted sub-dermal magnets in his arm to wear his iPod touch like a watch. From the article: '“Those magnets are actually called micro-dermal anchors, and in body piercing they are very common. The tops are actually just 5 millimetre magnetic tops,” he said. “I took the ends of magnets and actually adhered them to the back of the iPod, and that’s how they click into my skin.”
He added: “I can go for a run and it won’t come off. I’ve already taken it to the gym and jogged with it on.”'"
Apple announces (Score:5, Funny)
New, even smaller, iPod. Users will need to buy new accessories, or new arms in this case.
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I was thinking, "New, smaller, sub-dermal iPod! Just plug your headphones into your wrist!"
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Alternatively, "New, same sized, sub-dermal iPod! It really fucking hurts!"
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You are holding it wrong.
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- "Ehm, I'll explain after I install it."
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"Why is it called an eyePhone?" - "Ehm, I'll explain after I install it."
You think that's bad, wait 'til they install the earpiece...
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You don't want to know where the charger port goes.
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*sigh*... kids. Sheesh. Surgery to replace a strap and buckle? Is this a stupid idea, or am I just getting too damned old? Yes, I want a wrist phone, but I don't want to undergo surgery to have one.
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"Surgery"? Body modders are not surgeons. They may (or may not) follow best practices around hygiene, sterilization, air filtration, infection control, etc. Their pain management is limited to over the counter medications and topical treatments such as ice. What they have in common with surgeons is they both take knives to skin.
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"Yes, I want a wrist phone, but I don't want to undergo surgery to have one."
Agreed, as they have been available for years now...
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1PRFA_enUS419US419&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Wrist+GSM+phone#q=Wrist+GSM+phone&hl=en&rlz=1C1PRFA_enUS419US419&prmd=imvns&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=WDGxT7C9BMXc6QGdvtTLCQ&ved=0CNQBEK0E&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=c67682efa83391b3&biw=1680&bih=830 [google.com]
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I was wondering why the magnets are protruding from his skin. Wouldn't it be way cooler to have them under the skin, invisible?
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if you check TFA and see the guys arm
If you check the T S A, this guy doesn't fly anywhere.
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First you complain that they charge arms and legs :)
for their products. Then, when they finally start selling arms, you still complain! Leaaave Apple alone!!
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Just stick it the side of your head, saves time and you can use shorter cables.
Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Tin whiskers grow in strong electric fields, not magnetic.
Re:Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:5, Informative)
and i would bet that at 90ish angles to a strong electrical field there is almost always a strong Magnetic field.
Re:Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:5, Funny)
Only if the fields are changing. RTFMAXWELLEQUATIONS.
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Bet accepted.
Do you understand you are wrong? Sib post stated it clearly. Pay up sucker.
Re:Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:4, Funny)
and i would bet that at 90ish angles to a strong electrical field there is almost always a strong Magnetic field.
You must be an official Star Trek script writer.
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His science knowledge is so bad that Rick Berman could have successfully used him... :-)
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Re:Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:4, Interesting)
He will fall asleep with his iPod attached to his wrist and they'll have to cut something off eventually.
I think he would be better off with a velcro band with a magnet on it...
Anyway, the words "really" "bad" and "idea" come to mind here.
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Subdermal magnets are pretty weak compared to the magnets you'd find in, e.g., a hard disk head. Speaking from experience, they certainly aren't strong to wipe a credit card, so I double they'd be a threat to any practical device.
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The problem isn't the magnet.
The problem is that the skin compressed between two magnets will eventually die and rot away from the compression and he will have a hole in his arm.
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the real problem having to get new implants to support next years model.
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Pulling the phone of his arm must be fun...
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Actually, the magnets are not *under* his skin. They stick out through holes in his skin.
What a bad bad idea.
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Actually, if I understand the postings of those with similar implants: There is an inert, coated steel implant under the skin. Once the surgery has healed, thin, disc shaped magnets are placed on top of the skin (so they may be removed periodically) and the object (iPod) sticks to the other side of these magnets.
Having things sticking through your skin (long term) is a great way to introduce infection into your body.
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My understanding is that the coated steel implants are *through* the skin. i.e. Trans-dermal and not sub-dermal as TFT suggests. The magnets are then attached to these steel implants.
This is not the same as a sub-dermal magnet.
I have learned a lot of stuff during this thread that I really didn't want to know about...
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Sounds like a good way to get infections.
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Correct. The title is incorrect.
Re:Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe, if it's worn constantly, and only if the compression is high enough to prevent blood flow. Using sufficiently weak magnets would probably be no more restrictive to circulation than wearing a standard watch. And absent a serious opiate habit, pain would probably cause most people to remove a device long before there was real damage.
Re:Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:5, Informative)
It didn't take too long for that to happen to the 'magnet in fingertip for 6th sense' guy, and I wouldn't be terribly optimistic here.
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Stainless steel [amazon.com] seems like the obvious choice.
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Seriously, there was a day and age when "magnets = bad" was the mantra. What kind of problems should this guy actually see with his gear, long term, subjecting it to strong magnetism?
Not sure, but if you want to make such a person seriously cross at you, approach him from behind with a strong neodymium magnet. That would cause him trouble.
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The difference is that modern iPods have flashdrives instead of small magnetic HDDs.
Re:Magnets?! How to they %#^&^@# work? (Score:4, Insightful)
Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:5, Insightful)
Regarding the iPod: Actually, my pocket works very good, Thank you!
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fingertip magents would be a very BAD idea.
the way it works is you have current whenever you have motion in a magnetic field so you would have all sorts of problems
(besides all you would need really is a small coil not a magnet)
(for details look up Right Hand Rule (electronics) in Wikipedia)
Re:Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:4)
Speaking as a guy with magnets in his fingertips, you're wrong. They're nowhere near strong enough to cause trouble.
Re:Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:4, Informative)
As another guy with fingertip magnets (one in each ring finger) I second this!
Magnetic fields cause the tiny magnets to align to the field. You can feel the magnet inside the finger being attracted or repelled. In the case of alternating current, you have an oscillating electromagnetic field which causes the magnet to vibrate. There's no current being induced; you don't get shocked. If you want to try it without the implant, superglue a tiny rare earth magnet to your skin and go hunt some strong oscillating EM fields (AC adapters, some electric motors.) It's definitely a cool human augmentation, and kind of a comic book superpower. Sort of.
In the case of the article, he's got subdermal anchors with magnets attached to the part that sticks out of the skin. I've been wondering if one could get the same magnetic sensory ability from this arrangement, feeling the vibrating magnet. You could switch it for different magnets, and the shaft sticking out of the skin would give the magnet more leverage in most alignments.
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See other posts I've made here. I went to a body modification guy who does these, it was a quick procedure, basically healed in a week. Once the swelling went down, I was able to feel more stuff. The things I feel most often are electric ranges, microwaves, security scanners at stores, and wall warts.
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I took the ends of magnets and actually adhered them to the back of the iPod
He has magnets in his skin, and other magnets on the iPod.
Re:Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:5, Informative)
Have fun getting an MRI.
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Or any kind of surgery (including oral or nasal) where the anesthesiologist will flat-out refuse to admit you until the microdermals are gone, leaving behind scars.
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No links - Just dealt with having a microdermal removed back in February when I had my nose done. The anesthesiologists required that all piercings be removed. :-(
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What is the reason for this? The fact that it's metal, the fact that it's implanted, or ...?
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For MRI, anything that might be even remotely magnetic is a no-go. Medical MRI systems start at 1.5 T and go up to 3 T, so anything in, on or near your body that can be affected by a magnetic field, will be. We have a two-page-long MRI safety form that we walk patients through prior to an MRI - if anything on the form is positive, you're not getting your scan until a radiologist reviews precisely what the offending item is and approves or denies the scan. (This includes tattoos, BTW - some tattoo pigments a
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No different than someone with a bone fracture with metal pins in it...
Re:Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:5, Interesting)
It's pretty sweet. I've got one in my right thumb and index finger. I feel a buzz whenever there's a strong enough alternating field nearby, and a tug whenever I pass my hand near strong static magnets. I'll be walking down the street and feel sensors to detect the presence of cars, and I can feel the brakes in subway cars. Nothing particularly practical, but I figure I may get a couple of seconds warning before the shockwave if I ever feel an EMP.
In terms of strength, I can basically pick up staples. Anything heavier falls off. Other magnets I can drag around on the table pretty easily, though it's uncomfortable to have them actually contact my fingers.
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That is pretty awesome, but I still have to ask:
Why?
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Because it was there:Mountains::Because it was awesome:Subdermal mangets
I like having senses other people don't. It doesn't give me any practical advantage, but it's neat.
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Why? "Subdermal mangets"
Say no more, Dr. Freud, wink wink. Enjoy the man-getting!
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Sounds like a pretty good counter-surveillance technology, being able to know when you're in the presence of hidden metal / RFID / security strip detectors without carrying any overt detector-detectors.
Now I'm wondering if something like this can be used to detect EM like radar or millimeter waves, or if not, what could?
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How long was it from having them implanted to being able to feel the buzz? I had two done at the beginning of April: right ring finger and back of the hand. I'm yet to feel anything 'accidental' (if I hold a magnet nearby, they go nuts; I can pick up staples too).
Re:Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:5, Interesting)
A week or two. Turn on a microwave--that should do it. Or go into a bookstore--you'll feel the scanners at the door.
I live in NYC, where there are all kinds of things hidden behind walls and under the sidewalk. Maybe you're just in an area deficient in weirdness?
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Turn on a microwave--that should do it
Yep, that worked. And now I recognise the feeling (from using my laptop and a few other things): what I was just putting down to sensitivity in my finger due to it being implanted (cut, lift, implant) is actually the magnet vibrating. Awesome! Thanks :)
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hi5! :D
Re:Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Magnets in your body? That's nice. (Score:5, Interesting)
Ah this old idea that pops up on /. every month or so.
This is where I relate that you can get ALMOST the same experience temporarily with stretchy gloves and little magnets in the fingertips. Obviously buy gloves with fabric fingers just a little longer than your fingers. In the frozen north, in season, this is not much of a challenge... Florida /.ers are probably all like, gloves, what are those?
It is fun for at least a couple hours. Try touching the body of a big motor or old fashioned xfrmr power supply. Variable speed AC/DC "universal" motors were not as much fun as I expected. Waving in front of a CRT screen is entertaining.
You want gloves thick/strong enough to not tear, but not so thick as to lose sensation.
GOOG for "magnetic wedding ring" and you'll find lots of crackpot "magnets cured mah arthritis" pure BS, but this is probably the ultimate in non-invasive experimentation. Unlike the Magnet-in-glove thing, I've not tried magnetic wedding rings.
The biggest problem with "magnets/hands" is what happens when it inevitably cracks. Sharp little ceramic shards pinching slashed up tissue. So don't go giving steel plates a "high five".
Lessons from the cochlear implant community (Score:2)
Magnets are used to keep the internal and external antennas [wikipedia.org] aligned for cochlear implants. CIs have been around for a while, so the community has learned some important lessons. First, you need to plan for magnet removal in the event of an emergency MRI. Most CI users don't get MRIs but sometimes there is a critical need. Therefore, newer implant models allow a qualified doctor to make a small incision, pop the magnet out without damaging the implant, and then put everything back after the MRI. This is extr
Medical issues (Score:2)
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The magnets that they use are coated pretty well. Mine are actually flat little magnets that are used in magnetic stirrers in chemistry labs. They're made to be as inert as possible.
In the first generation, the guy who did them coated them with silicone that would rub off. It would cause the skin around the magnet to blacken once that happened. Once I found out that they fixed that problem, I jumped on it.
Of course, if I ever need an MRI, I'll need them taken out.
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Ayup. My superpower might not be anything to write home about, but it's what I've got!
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Of course, if I ever need an MRI, I'll need them taken out.
Not necessarily:
From: http://www.stevehaworth.com/wordpress/index.php/welcome-from-steve-haworth/magnetic-faq [stevehaworth.com]
'However, we now know of a few people who have the magnets have gone through MRIs and this did not happen. One person reported that the magnet just vibrated very strongly. Another person reported that the techs shielded his hand, as they would with someone who had shrapnel or other implants.'
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Re:Medical issues (Score:4, Informative)
Wrong. The iron in hemoglobin is not magnetic.
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The iron in your blood is not magnetic.
If anything, this would be a GOOD thing. You should not have any free flowing heavy metals in your blood. If you do, your kidneys are probably about to explode.
amateurs (Score:5, Funny)
i do that with my macbook, on my chest
"nice rack" they point and laugh
yeah, it is a nice rack server, over WiMAX, neanderthals
FTFY: (Score:4, Insightful)
"Subdermal Magnets Allow An Unusual Man To Wear an IPod Like a Watch"
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in body piercing they are very common
Given that the guy's a NJ tattoo artist, he probably associates with a culture that does consider the anchors normal and usual, and the added ability to hold devices turn something rather ordinary into an extra capability. While it's an iPod for a tattoo artist today, it could be an Android tablet for doctors tomorrow, a network monitor for IT staff, or sheet music for a piccolo player...
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You mean there are other ways to wear a watch?!
Stuck (Score:2)
This is a nice way to get stuck to a light pole when it isn't freezing or you're too squeamish to lick it.
Doing this is not smart (Score:2)
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You know... (Score:4, Informative)
Allows You To Wear an IPod Like a Watch? (Score:4, Insightful)
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If I'm having something implanted, it should at least do some interesting sensing - blood cell count, oxidation, glucose level, or at least my pulse.
That, or covert I/O with an Internet-connected cognitive prosthesis.
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Funny, all the watches I've seen have a strap that goes around your wrist to hold the watch on,
Watches have a chain which attaches them to a button on your vest. And you keep them in a special watch pocket when not you're not winding them.
Now stay off my lawn, kid!
Not new (Score:5, Interesting)
can you hear aurora borealis? (Score:2)
i'm not making fun of you, hearing loss is of course not cool, but on this website, the personal experience of such implanted tech is very cool and interesting
any anecdotes? you can hear power transformers?
Overkill (Score:3)
It's also possible to achieve the same effect without humiliating your own body by using a strap.
What a square (Score:2)
Geez, dude, go against the flow! What a way to be mainstream, buy the most produced MP3 player in the world. Some people just have to conform I guess. Me, I like to be different!
Hmmmm .... (Score:2)
It's kind cool, and if you're that far into the whole body piercing thing, go ahead.
But I've already seen commercial products which basically give you a watch strap to attach to the exact same iPod. Google for "ipod watch" and you'll find them.
So, me, I'd stick with the solution which doesn't involve embedding something in my arm for a product which is likely to change over time or get replaced. Especially since I own more than one watch.
Still, it is kind of cool from a certain perspective.
Bad idea (Score:2)
He'd better not .... (Score:2)
Oblig XKCD (Score:3)
http://xkcd.com/644/ [xkcd.com]
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An all glass laptop sounds cool, and from a design POV I can see Apple doing it. I think the determining factor will be performance of iPhone 5's case and cost of materials over time. Aluminum is cheap and can be recycled. I don't know how cost effective it will be to melt down and recycle liquidmetal.
The liquidmetal process would probably involve a pouring or injection molds, where the laptop unibody fabrication is a milling process. Not that Apple hasn't retooled factories before.
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I'm curious, what does this have to do with the article?
Or do you think that Aluminium is magnetic?