Drone Hunters Lining Up and Paying Out In Colorado 206
coondoggie writes "What might have started out a whimsical protest against government surveillance tactics has morphed into more as a small town in Colorado has found itself overwhelmed with requests and cash for a unmanned aircraft hunting license that doesn't exist."
I still want one (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, not a real license. I don't care, I still want one.
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Sure, transfer 100 bucks to my Paypal and I'll give you your very own not real unmanned aircraft hunting license. Do you prefer it hand-made or do I have to open MSPaint?
Irony (Score:5, Insightful)
I think this may fit the definition of irony, that people, who just may eventually be hunted by drones, are trying to get licenses to hunt the drones, while the drones that hunt them, do not need any license, because the people have already given the government enough power to ensure both: that they eventually can be hunted by drones (and no license required) and that they can't actually get a license to protect themselves.
On the second thought, this is not irony, it's just oppression.
Re:Irony (Score:5, Funny)
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Well, I'd draw the line at manned ones.
But if you disguise your drones as birds, don't be surprised when I mistake them for one.
Re:Irony (Score:5, Funny)
*sigh* you've never field dressed a drone?
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I know there is a high school prom joke about how my partner was kinda dull hidden in here somewhere, but I just can't really pinpoint it.
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*sigh* you've never field dressed a drone?
Yeah, duh. The first thing you do is cut its wings off, then clip its fuel line and drain it out before tying it to your hood.
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Considering the size of the drone, driving through town with one tied on the hood could be problematic.
That's not the biggest problem for whoever shoots one down. It's the free (mandatory) all-expenses paid trip to Guantanomo bay, followed by indefinite detention.
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Why does the old Soviet joke come to mind?
Pravda has made a competition for the best political joke. First prize: 10 years vacation in Siberia.
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Has anyone else noticed a bit of an (internet) September effect going on here at
Maybe the fact that we knew and complained about this NSA stuff first has brought a bunch of people from the web?
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It's funny how people of a country that was founded by people who flipped their sovereign off consider it necessary to get a license to do the same to theirs...
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If you can't catch a god damned fish without government approval, what hope is there for getting approval to shoot down a drone?
Re:Irony (Score:4, Insightful)
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People fishing for their OWN food would never make this happen. Overfishing/over hunting is due to sport and due to commercial enterprise. If you only kill what you eat there's no possible way for you to decimate a population as you suggest.
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actually you could decimate the fish population but if you have a few friends also decimate the fish population it could devastate the fish population.
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Please show me any documentation that a population of people hunting/fishing for their own food and nothing more has destroyed an animal population. Theoretically it is possible for species that have a long gestation period and low offspring count but evidence that it happens just isn't available. In instances I know of there were several other factors involved, such as disease or introduction of other species (not just humans) that drove animals away or to extinction.
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Undoing a funny mod, but ah well... this type of idiocy is just too rampant.
Here are just a few examples of the top of my head:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Island [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_Pigeon [wikipedia.org]
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/30/madagascar-giant-tortoises_n_3525586.html [huffingtonpost.com]
Tortoises in general are endangered due to sailors loving them as walking food supplies in the years 1500-1900.
And, the classical example... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo [wikipedia.org]
Finally, as someone else pointed out, comm
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Better a few people starve to death now than entire population starve to death later, just because some idiots couldn't understand that eating the last animal on the island will mean no more animals ever.
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[US Gov In MiB "Bug" Voice]: "Your proposal is acceptable."
Strat
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"The man didn't have the proper form."
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IIRC the same sketch contains a reference to a "loony detector van".
I'm wondering if this whole idea is a honeypot for catching crackpots.
Yerp, (Score:2)
Why else does all Y'all think I need a drone shootin' license.
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This is going to come up some day.
Person flies personal drone over another's property, intentionally or accidentally.
Property owner shoots it down.
Shooter puts drone guts go on ebay - even as spare parts, they would be worth quite a bit.
Original drone owner claims theft.
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Just like all the airlines that went out of business when they got sued for flying over people's houses.
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they did get sued. and people still do it (sue) too, though the courts have held that there's basically a threshold value above which its essentially an airborne highway and a public commodity.
but below that value though, and especially if its close enough to cause problems to the land owner (such as an ultralight flying right above a chicken coup, or scattering a cattle herd), there can be legal repercussions.
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this [slate.com] explains the current status pretty well.
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Does the "it's coming right at me" rule work for drones?
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Yeah, not a real license. I don't care, I still want one.
You could store it in your wallet along with your Federal Breast Inspector license :p
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Do it. What keeps you from doing so?
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
In Soviet Russia, drones shoot you!
[Uh, wait ... maybe not just in Soviet Russia ...]
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LMFTFY
In American freed Afghanistan, Drones hunt you.
Hello, congress! (Score:2)
Are you listening? It seems your constituents may not be all that keen on having drones used on civilian populations.
Oh yeah, it's not an election year. So I guess not.
Re:Hello, congress! (Score:5, Funny)
What a silly question! Of course they listen! Why, we have a whole intelligence agency with no legitimate purpose other than to listen in on...
Oh, you didn't mean "illegally spy on", you meant "take your bosses seriously". Sorry, simple mistake.
Waiting for hunters to mistake others for a drone (Score:2)
That totally sucks! (Score:3)
"Shooting at an unmanned aircraft could result in criminal or civil liability, just as would firing at a manned airplane." I thought manned airplanes flew at high altitude over my house because I WAS allowed to shoot at them. The trailer parks is getting to be a real drag.
Hmmm. I may have to go fly an RC plane over there (Score:2)
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I'm pretty sure an RC plane costs more than the shooter's pants, so he would technically be able to sue the pants off of the shooter and still get some money as well.
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I assure you, I can. You'd be amazed what violent criminals will do to other people for a small fee.
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Sorry, the law says the shooter must pay you the cost of the vehicle, that's all.
That's cool. I can put a lot of hours into building a vehicle. How much per billable hour do you think you'd pay for someone to build you a custom drone?
Just what we need. (Score:2)
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Yeah. Duck season.
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Yeah. Duck season.
Rabbit season.
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>Rabbit season.
BASEBALL Season!!!!
Nonono!! (Score:2)
Drones vs. Planes (Score:3)
Re:Drones vs. Planes (Score:5, Insightful)
So you are saying that drones are a cheap, easy, and incredibly effective way to oppressive your citizens, and you are wondering why everyone is worried?
Re:Drones vs. Planes (Score:5, Insightful)
So you are saying that drones are a cheap, easy, and incredibly effective way to oppressive your citizens,
They're also a cheap, safer way to obtain scientific data in remote areas of the country (like Deer Ass, Colorado). Despite the paranoia, not all UAV use is for shooting you while you sleep.
Re:Drones vs. Planes (Score:4, Interesting)
No problem. Get a license to fly that thing over there where you have to state a reason and have the county/city permit it. Make the government do the same. Pass a law that it may not be used to stalk or harass anyone (or why should you be allowed to fly a drone over your ex' house to see who she dates now?). Make records public of who obtained such a license and for what purpose.
That would already be enough to make sure my paranoia sleeps well tonight.
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drones are a cheap, easy, and incredibly effective way to oppressive your citizens
No, he's saying that drones are a cheap, easy, incredibly effective and safe way to oppress your citizens.
.. who needs them.
Pffft, Luddites
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How you can fear intelligence gathering and drones more than destroyers, jets, tanks, and rifles borders on the insane.
What the fuck do drones have to do with oppression?
Clearly you missed the news about the unmanned drones killing people in Pakistan and the US Government's indicated williingness to use them to kill US citizens within the USA with no judicial oversight.
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The US Government would not rule out the use of drones as a tool to prevent imminent harm. This comment got wildly misinterpreted.
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Using "destroyers, jets, tanks, and rifles" against ordinary people in your own nation is completely unacceptable and liable to cause civil war.
Why are drones any less of an issue when used against the citizens of that same country? Is it less oppressive to imprison citizens who disagree with you?
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I have never understood the hatred and mistrust placed on drones versus aircraft,
I think the issue is that is much easier to push the 'fire' button when it all looks like a videogame, compared to being in a plane/helicopter as a human pushing the button.
With America heading toward corporate fascism, there will be a big need to 'protect the citizens from the nasty terrorist protestors'. Drones have scalability, and the 20yr old kids will think it's just like a video game.
Re:Drones vs. Planes (Score:4, Insightful)
The reason they have the luxury is because it is a drone and not a pilot over enemy territory (this is in operations that occur in "areas" not recognized, where the country letting them do the drone strikes doesn't particularly want it known to their general population). A fighter pilot has a lot more stress, and they are more prone to making bad decisions because of the many more immediate constraints on their judgment.
Do drones allow these types of attacks to occur more easily? Probably, but on the other hand they'd probably be executed in some form or fashion either way (cruise missile strikes, which are far more prone to failure in target selection, or human operations, aka spec-ops or hired guns/foreign service).
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Thanks for your comments, and no offence intended to your drone friends. That chain of command may be in operation now, but if there is mass civil unrest, requiring 'thousands of drones', this authority could be curtailed to just the drone operator... or even more scary, computer AI.
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Do drones allow these types of attacks to occur more easily? Probably, but on the other hand they'd probably be executed in some form or fashion either way
That's not the other hand. That's an orthogonal issue. A serious one to be sure, but still a separate one. The problem with drones is not that they enable us to kill people, you can do that with a rock. With sufficient planning, you can do it with a rock remotely. But drones are a "game changer" or if you like, paradigm shift (*runsaway*) because it makes killing both cheap and easy. It ultimately is a "just push a button" scenario. There might be some discussion before the button pushing, but in the end, y
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And now you know why the guillotine was invented -- the mass execution needed some efficiency improvements. Sure, it hasn't kept up with the times and even more efficient methods have been invented as a result.
Related to what you said, IMO the problem with using drones for execution is that it makes it easier. By easier I specifically mean:
1. quicker -- just a few phone calls to get authorization? no need to select, equip and deploy a special ops team?
2. cheaper -- a drone has a high price tag, but the cost
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There are also hunters who want to use a drone with a gun mounted on it to take game. A suppose that if we allow hunting by helicopter we might as well allow hunting with a drone. The oops factor might be fun to watch. Can a drone identify a safety orange hunting vest?
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For the same reason that it is OK to fire a cruise missile at a target, but not OK to use an unmanned drone to kill the same target...
Most people are pissy about the idea of the government constantly watching them. They find the idea of any aircraft flying overhead at low altitudes taking pictures of them sun bathing nude in their backyard creepy (though if more people did that I bet the program would stop cause have you been to Wal-Mart?). It's just that no one worries about the government using manned a
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Cheap drones for the masses. The Obama Drone.
Can I control my Obama Drone from my Obama Phone?
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why the fuck does putting a corporate logo on something make it better than a government label?
And you do realize the government intercepts and uses all the face tags on facebook right? It is why the government lets them pay 0 taxes. You've been voluntarily working for them (the government) giving/classifying information for years.
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I call bullshit on this AC post. If you're flying UAVs for a living and don't understand the concept of total system expense, you're speaking outside of your pay grade. You've either just started flying UAVs or you are deliberately ignoring a lot of factors that must be considered when discussing cost. Safety to the pilots and ground crew is an obvious factor that you're either overlooking or don't understand. If it's the second, you shouldn't be flying UAVs (which I suspect you're not).
I'll give you th
It's a muninciple license (Score:2)
Seriously America? (Score:3)
Does your solution to everything have to be shoot / bomb it? Surely you guys can be more creative - EMP, Deathray. signal jammer / spoofer, hack the drone maybe I dunno... There's got to be better ways of bringing down machines than technology that's been around since the Song Dynasty in China (960 - 1279).
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OK. This is so truthfully funny I snarfed my coffee. You win the internet today my friend.
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" There's got to be better ways of bringing down machines than technology that's been around since the Song Dynasty in China (960 - 1279)."
Of course there is. It's just that shooting them down is both more fun and provides a sense of direct connection with the termination. People don't shoot things because it's the only solution, but the one that provides the most entertainment in the process.
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Surely you guys can be more creative - EMP, Deathray.
Yes, truly a deathray would be much less violent than a gun.
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Exactly. Has anyone actually thought about what might happen if you are actually able to shoot one from the sky? A drone is a small aircraft. Do you really want that falling in your neighborhood? If people start actually shooting them from the skies, it won't be long before some innocent people on the ground are killed by falling parts or the whole aircraft itself. Shooting them is about the most stupid thing you can do, ever. How about voting the idiots out of office who are supporting them in the first pl
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Exactly. Has anyone actually thought about what might happen if you are actually able to shoot one from the sky?
Yes, most of us have. Congratulations on being so totally whooshed.
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It isn't actually all that hard to tell a drone from a manned vehicle using a half decent scope. It would be irresponsible to shoot one down in a neighborhood or urban setting (where discharging a gun is also illegal), but if it's flying over an empty field, human safety isn't a problem.
I haven't seen any reports ever of an aircraft being shot by hunters. Perhaps it has happened, but I'd think it would make the news.
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Mostly it is that legitimate civilian traffic typically flies above the effective range of a hunting rifle and certainly above the range of a shiotgun.
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I don't think anybody likes drones except perhaps the people who build them. However, I'm really upset with the idiots who even think about pointing a weapon up in the sky -- or aiming a laser, for that matter -- in a misguided attempt to fight the spread of drones. There are *people* flying overhead all the time in aircraft both small and large, and there's no way to tell which aircraft is manned and which isn't
If can tell the species of duck I'm calling at several hundred yards, I'm pretty sure that I can tell a Predator from a Cessna Skyhawk from an A300, you insensitive clod.
I don't like it when people go duck hunting without being careful not to point their weapons anywhere near a family cruising along in their Cessna.
OK, now you're just being fucking stupid. Duck hunters shoot down Cessna's? When? I've never hunted Cessna's but I can tell you for sure that a load of #4 steel shot isn't going to bring one down.
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I don't like it when people go duck hunting without being careful not to point their weapons anywhere near a family cruising along in their Cessna.
Unless that Cessna is flying extremely close (~50 m) to the ground, anyone hunting duck won't be able to hurt it. Birdshot loses velocity to air resistance very quickly. If they are going to fly that low, they really ought to avoid areas where people are shooting into the air.
We discussed this the last time this article came up. You're not going to hit a drone with a shotgun and shooting into the air with a solid bullet is stupid and dangerous (and you'll have a ridiculous time hitting an aircraft, anyway).
Fundraiser (Score:2)
From the original article [thedenverchannel.com]:
"Even if a tiny percentage of people get online (for a) drone license, that's cool. That's a lot of money to a small town like us,"said Boyd
The funny thing here is that the FAA in all their "seriousness" has become the PR department, for free. The FAA's own Altitude Rules [aerolegalservices.com] pretty much would keep aircraft above the area covered by the town's "Rules of Engagement".
One dollar, one vote (Score:3)
I've seen lots of comments about, "This is stupid, and can't possibly be legal." That said, legality of shooting down drones is irrelevant: this is about people who are willing to pay money to make sure drones aren't harassing Americans. I'd pay $25 for that. It's too bad it's not more money. For about $10bn., you could buy enough votes to actually start to change something.
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Am I the only one that did a double uber face palm after reading this?
Probably. I'm sure most of these people just want one for the collector value. Heck, If they were actually issuing documents I'd pay the $25 just to get one and show all my friends and co-workers.
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A license to hunt US Government property?
The license includes but is not limited to government property. Read the actual proposal. [deertrailcolorado.com]
Unmanned aerial vehicle. Below 1000 feet. Most people can't determine the altitude of a passing aircraft. The local airport gets calls from people all the time about pilots who are allegedly buzzing the city "too low", but radar shows they were quite legal (above 1000'). Some of these aircraft are ones like this [wikipedia.org], which is hard to tell is manned from a distance.
Thank goodness the law exempts "toy" vehicles, but incl
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Personally, I'm all for being allowed to down planes flying lower than 1000 feet (with a grace area around airports since, well, they somehow have to get there). Anywhere else, they simply have no business flying lower.
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It's the kind of gag item they sell in truck stops next to the naked women mudflaps. Take a deep breath, dude.
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You forgot, "get off my lawn".
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Yes, I believe you are. Most people recognize this as being about halfway between a funny novelty item and a serious protest.
I think you've huffed quite enough paint fumes for one day.
Re:What a sad state is the educational system... (Score:4, Insightful)
The head of the science committee in congress, an elected person, does not believe in dinosaurs and climate change.
WTF does that tell you about America at least?
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I had to look him up, I didn't realize the chair of the science committee was a complete wackadoo.
Doesn't believe in meteors or dinosaurs... Well a dinosaur might not come crashing though your house {aka extinct} but meteorites are common... I actually make time for my kids and I to watch meteor showers when we know they are going to happen.
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Hmm... makes you wonder, does it say anywhere in the constitution that a congressman actually has to be a human? Donkeys would be much cheaper, less prone to bribery and not that much more useless.
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Cut him some slack, for those US boys anything before 1774 is "in prehistoric times".
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I also wonder where one finds a taxidermist that can put a drone on an attractive mounting.
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Trained flying monkeys to jump on its back and totally screw with its aerodynamics?
That's your winner right there!