Unknown Lamer from the no-word-yet-on-facon-shortage dept.
New submitter The name is Dave. Ja debuts on the front page with the most dismal news of our time: "This is truly 'Stuff That Matters'. Where would civilization be today without bacon? I don't mean to be alarmist but ... sound the alarms! This is big — it could lead to civil unrest."
Yes, a bacon shortage. Hopefully what bacon there is will be more delicious after being fed with gummi worms.
...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is
the practice of truth.
- George Jacob Holyoake